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by Office Druid
Tue Jul 30, 2002 11:36 pm
Forum: Krakow
Topic: ... Yow. (7/22 comic)
Replies: 17
Views: 1751

Be funny, not sick.

The molesting issue was just sick. Be funny, not sick. There is a difference. Funny is when they say "I'm sending you to Murry Povich boot camp!" as the punch line to a senario involving adding holy water to a demon's shampoo, or "I'm writing Warhammer 40k fanfiction". Sick is having a bum grope a g...
by Office Druid
Fri Jun 28, 2002 9:14 pm
Forum: Krakow
Topic: Where the hell is Tom's hand?!
Replies: 1
Views: 570

Where the hell is Tom's hand?!

Is that Tom is the last panel jacking off ? I wouldn't be suprised, since he drinks sea water and opens the door without pants. BTW, I had this really freaky dream involving giant robots and living happily ever after with this really cool chick I know. It would make a hilarious guest comic, if I cou...
by Office Druid
Fri May 31, 2002 7:05 pm
Forum: Krakow
Topic: Krowis truly the king of kings
Replies: 4
Views: 789

Krakow 2.0: the ultimate fantasy

Krakow 2.0 is every sad teenager's dream: a cool woman comes and rescues them from their school, parents, home, and takes them on a crazy adventure. I know a really cool woman, I just need to be kidnapped. Can I loose my right arm, though? I need the left one to write. And I can't knock MT and ET to...
by Office Druid
Wed May 29, 2002 9:08 pm
Forum: Krakow
Topic: Krowis truly the king of kings
Replies: 4
Views: 789

Krow is the king of kings because his comic really speaks to me, both of them. In one, there is Tom. When I feel sad sometimes, I think of Tom. Tom has to live with a Satanic being, and he can't find a girlfriend, and he can't tell his life from movies. That and he's an everquest arms dealer, and I ...
by Office Druid
Tue May 28, 2002 9:50 am
Forum: Krakow
Topic: Feel my pain
Replies: 6
Views: 1202

Ghost Dog tatoo

I saw this guy at the gym yesterday, he had the Ghost Dog symbol (the three circles) tatooed on his beefy bicep. I went up to him and asked "Is that the Ghost Dog symbol?" "Yea, you're the first person to know that was from Ghost Dog. I love that movie!" The way of the Samurai is steeped in death. Y...
by Office Druid
Mon May 27, 2002 6:05 pm
Forum: Krakow
Topic: Feel my pain
Replies: 6
Views: 1202

I ought to have an online journal

My life sucks so much I should make a comic about it and keep an online journal, so everyone can laugh at my predicament(sic). Of course, I've been dreaming nightly about the cute girls in cat ears. I want to flirt, damnit, but I have nothing in common with normal girls. Hell, I don't even watch tel...
by Office Druid
Mon May 27, 2002 5:11 pm
Forum: Krakow
Topic: Krakow: 100% of your daily Titty and Nazi needs
Replies: 4
Views: 668

Is Krakow a Polish name?

All the Nazi mentions aside, isn't Krakow a city in Poland or Sweden or some other former 3rd Reich country?
by Office Druid
Fri May 24, 2002 6:17 pm
Forum: Krakow
Topic: Feel my pain
Replies: 6
Views: 1202

Feel my pain

Uou think that you are in a lonely vaccum? Listen to my rant (it will by Piro-esque whiny). Today I went to the college for the friday anime club meeting. I joined this club last Sunday, and the people there were cool. By cool, I mean weirdos like me. Shunned as I am by the normals at my youth group...
by Office Druid
Thu Apr 04, 2002 12:10 pm
Forum: Krakow
Topic: Alternate Cover
Replies: 9
Views: 1534

ok, I'll join your forum. Is that little kid gonna have her arm off the rest of the series, or are they gonna go back to that horny skin graph doctor? By the way, your comic is funnier than Megatokyo, aka "the used to be funny now touchy feely wish washy girly comic".