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<i>(Dark, empty space. The stars are twinkling brightly in a kalidescope of light. The planets slowly drift in their endless revolutions. All is calm. All is screne.)</i> <h1><b>BOOM!</b></h1> <i>(A bright flash zooms past our view, the source of this flash moving to quickly for us to distinquish it...

<i>(The bridge on Black Lion's ship. Mr. Starbuck is standing next to the seated Black Lion. On the view screen we see the back end of Spleen's escape pod. The pod grows bigger and bigger with each passing second.)</i> <b>We are almost upon him, Captain. In less than a minute, Spleen will be ours.</...

<i>(Black Lion enters the bridge and takes a seat. The view screen shows the TacoBell doggy being blown up while THE FOUR's ship is helplessly waiting for the torpedo to hit it. The red shirt behind the helm speaks up.)</i> <b>CAPTAIN ON THE BRIDGE!</b> As you were...now, what is our status, Mr. Sta...

Did they just kill Joel, the supposed savior of the universe? OK, the creators of this web-comic have offically gone bonkers! What is there motive for creating a character that is supposedly the savior of the universe even though it was established in episode 1 that the other guy (tom was it?) was t...

<i>(The Red Alert sound goes off like crazy. The Black Lion, still tied to one of his torpedos looks this way and that. Spleen almost drops the Really Really Strong Duct Tape (pat. pen.) when the alarm went off.)</i> What the hell is going on here? <i>(A red shirt comes running into the torpedo room...

Another scene cut to the evil <i>(evil echo effect)<b>BLACK LION</b></i> who says, "Yes, my most evil plan to turn Nick into a llama is now complete; now no one can stand in my way of eliminated Ian from this world!" _________________ VOTE KRIMA FOR FINAL BOSS! <font size=-1>[ This Message was edite...

<i>Looking at the Taco Bell doggy that Spleen just summoned.</i>

......Helm...........Prepare torpedo tubes 3 and 4.

<b>3 and 4 sir?</b>

One for that annoying dog...and the other for the man that birthed it.

<b>Aye, Aye sir!</b>

I guess I have written it wrong. In space, no one can hear you Spleen. I guess it should be In space, no one can hear you, Spleen. Since I am refering to someone...WAIT A SEC! If you can't figure it out by yourself, why should I explain it to you! Helm, prepare torpedo 2...target SC. <i>Aye aye, Cap...

"CAPTAIN!" Yelled one of the red shirts on the bridge of the Abandon, "The Kirby is trying to eat the ship! What should we do?"

Like I said, "In space, no one can hear you Spleen."

I couldn't remember the guy's name and was too lazy at the time to go back to the cast list to find out. Now...about launcing Spleen out of the torpedo tubes. <i><b>Spleen has been loaded into torpedo tube 5, sir, and we have a solution.</b></i> Very well, fire on my command...FIRE ONE! <i>Outside v...

Joel is the savior of the universe...WAIT A MINUTE! I thought the other guy on Dash's ship was the Savior of the Universe? <i>pulls out one of those communication doo-hickies they used in Star Trek that I can remember the name for at this moment.</i> Gorthox, possible plot hole off to Starboard-Bow....

Not all lawyers are bad. Take Matlock and Perry Mason for example...wait a sec...THEY DON'T EVEN EXIST!!!

And these guys have a thousand lawyers...<b>OH GRUUBACHTOO SAVE US!!!</b>

Dash scratches his head for a few seconds, surveys the scene, and replies,

<i>Over the shoulder shot of Black Lion sitting in a comfy chair and watching what is transpiring on the big screen. He chuckles. </i> Foolish, imcompotent, delusional...fools(?). Let them argue over who has the more evil plans while I, <i>(evil echo)</i><b>THE BLACK LION</b>, have already initiated...

Gorthox looked at Dash, after seening what just happened to Spleen, the Fat Man, and the equally fat ass green dog and said,