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by Dark Prophet
Sat Apr 20, 2002 4:20 am
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Hello!
Replies: 57
Views: 16533

What chicken?

<chicken: *cluck*>

Sold to me? Put it in the cart with Arnold then, next to the old boots.
by Dark Prophet
Sat Apr 20, 2002 4:11 am
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: mIRC Channel
Replies: 8
Views: 3437

That;s why most of the mIRC channels I go on (well mainly I lurk in 1-2) are part of... hmmm... I don;t know hwo you;d sum it up, we have an e-group, we exchange e-mail constantly, occasionaly snail mail and prezzies (heh, one of them sent me a little vampire christmas ornament) there's like 30 of u...
by Dark Prophet
Wed Apr 17, 2002 12:20 pm
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: mIRC Channel
Replies: 8
Views: 3437

ah that would explain it then. It is a bad bad thing. The killer of sleep. The bane of the morning lecture. The harbinger of the eternal caffeine addiction! Weep for me for I am already lost within its claws!

*drinks coffee and becomes less melodramatic*

's cool.

*and less eloquent*
by Dark Prophet
Mon Apr 15, 2002 12:53 pm
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: mIRC Channel
Replies: 8
Views: 3437

I like MIRC cos I can traumatise more people more quickly :smile:

That being said I inevitably have to stay up until like 4:00am to actually speak to anyone, ah time zones are the bane of my life.
by Dark Prophet
Mon Apr 15, 2002 12:43 pm
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Hello!
Replies: 57
Views: 16533

ah, but is it an African swallow or a European swallow?
by Dark Prophet
Sun Apr 14, 2002 3:35 am
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Monday's comic
Replies: 66
Views: 17919

Becoming doctors? *laughs* can you imagine the look on the patient's face when we go into the room with that fixed, slightly insane grin?
by Dark Prophet
Sun Apr 14, 2002 3:29 am
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Hello!
Replies: 57
Views: 16533

A coconut? Will that be the one the Swallows brought in?
by Dark Prophet
Wed Apr 10, 2002 12:19 pm
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Monday's comic
Replies: 66
Views: 17919

and with our bio teacher it got us off the hook, he may have been spattered in blood, blood clots and gobbets of flesh, but he checked and saw we did the dissection properly and congratulated us.

Then threw the gobbets back.

Heh, he was cool.
by Dark Prophet
Tue Apr 09, 2002 9:37 am
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Monday's comic
Replies: 66
Views: 17919

Oh dear, some people as disturbed as me. The world is doomed... Actually organs make good sporting equipment, in biology we found if you cut a heart into the ventricles and atria you could actually juggle with a lot of skill. But Alex shouldn;t have asked the prof to join in, I TOLD her he wouldn;t ...
by Dark Prophet
Fri Apr 05, 2002 2:43 pm
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Cross-Dressing and Me: An Odyssey.
Replies: 94
Views: 26878

Pink?! Ick, I vote for black!
by Dark Prophet
Sun Mar 31, 2002 4:27 am
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Cross-Dressing and Me: An Odyssey.
Replies: 94
Views: 26878

what;s a choc-wedge then? Does it have caffeine in it?

*munches on chocolate flavoured espresso beans*

and I need people to corroborate that i was elsewhere this moring... well, they shouldn;t have woken me up at 7:00am on a Sunday!
by Dark Prophet
Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:24 am
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Cross-Dressing and Me: An Odyssey.
Replies: 94
Views: 26878

AH! All those who do not drink coffee! We will rise against thee! Ye cannot face us for we can stay awake for hours! And yay, though we shake slightly and have a habit of hearing things that aren;t really there, but we can rise early in the morning no matter how late we had to stay up to party... er...
by Dark Prophet
Fri Mar 29, 2002 11:38 am
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: An Apology
Replies: 9
Views: 3108

Uusally violin cases, but sometimes you need soemthing... well double basses are useful...

but I never got anyone to believe I needed a grand piano case, shame really...

:smile: I've been upgrading.
by Dark Prophet
Fri Mar 29, 2002 11:22 am
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Cross-Dressing and Me: An Odyssey.
Replies: 94
Views: 26878

You... you don;t drink coffee?! *screams in terror* what kind of creature are you!!! *hides in a corner melodramtically* Heh, my friends condemn me because I gague trust by caffeine intake... the more coffee they drink, the more I trust them :smile: Of course I may change that after the "incident" e...
by Dark Prophet
Thu Mar 28, 2002 2:59 pm
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Cross-Dressing and Me: An Odyssey.
Replies: 94
Views: 26878

On 2002-03-28 00:42, Delirieuse wrote: On 2002-03-26 17:28, Dark Prophet wrote: I claim the title of weirdness!!!!! I did a fire dance at a bonfire night party! In front of a load of fanatical catholics. I dressed up as a character from a book at a fancy dress party and spoke with his fictional acc...
by Dark Prophet
Wed Mar 27, 2002 11:39 am
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Actually, yes it's funny...
Replies: 52
Views: 16540

I stay loyal to my duct tape...

and I still await a truly strong double sided version.
by Dark Prophet
Wed Mar 27, 2002 11:32 am
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Monday's comic
Replies: 66
Views: 17919

no maths is evil EVIL!!!!! I tells ya!

They haunt you with strange numbers and endless evil equations, and they make me take it for a-level and arrrrrghhhh!!!!!

*goes mad and beats people to death with obsessively complicated calculator*
by Dark Prophet
Tue Mar 26, 2002 5:51 pm
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Actually, yes it's funny...
Replies: 52
Views: 16540

Oh nonononono! You duct tape people to the CEILING! Much more fun! Or the outside walls of a van/truck/lorry which is going at high speed down a motorway Or the underside if you can do it. And of course railway lines are always a classic, but not here please, railtrack is bad enough... ummm, I think...
by Dark Prophet
Tue Mar 26, 2002 5:35 pm
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Monday's comic
Replies: 66
Views: 17919

MATHS?! MATHS???!!!!!

*curls up in a ball and starts shuddering*

noo, nooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

*is reduced to spasming flashbacks*
by Dark Prophet
Tue Mar 26, 2002 5:28 pm
Forum: Wackiness Ensues
Topic: Cross-Dressing and Me: An Odyssey.
Replies: 94
Views: 26878

I claim the title of weirdness!!!!! I did a fire dance at a bonfire night party! In front of a load of fanatical catholics. I dressed up as a character from a book at a fancy dress party and spoke with his fictional accent ALL night. danced a conga line into the city centre. And I wasn;t even drunk!...