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by Merlark
Fri Apr 19, 2002 5:45 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Scary!
Replies: 26
Views: 4254

you know what though? there is never any technology in heven or hell it seems, i mean i'm not saying you need it being dead but you notice no one ever carriers any guns or chain saws. simple blades like swords or daggers seem to be the exstent of weaponary in the afterlife. (There goes my chances of...
by Merlark
Tue Apr 16, 2002 12:45 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: What is in the mirror?
Replies: 59
Views: 9517

I think it will be me, telling her she has got to do some furnishing in this place, its falling apart and the rent is due next week. I mean i know its hell but a comfertable couch or a throw pillow...sheesh...talk about your fixer-upers. :smile: i like the last sugestion but i don't know, i'm sorta ...
by Merlark
Fri Apr 12, 2002 10:07 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Oh kay...
Replies: 22
Views: 2992

um...i was kinda exspecting something wrapping up with fnar...but err...now i laughed, but i have no idea why. :/ I guess i don't get it really...i see two body's without heads at drips feet and him holding up a pair of skulls making funny voices of them about them 'going up the pipe' and then of dr...
by Merlark
Thu Apr 11, 2002 8:30 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Who's taking care of who?
Replies: 8
Views: 1403

that would be my guess, Fnar is like that baby crawling through the contruction site. anyone chasing him gets mangled by what ever dangers miss him. hehe... I'm not sure if he is protected by jack or of a higher power, heck maybe it is just Fnars lack of fear that protects him, like a protective bub...
by Merlark
Wed Apr 10, 2002 5:40 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: Our man Drip ...
Replies: 10
Views: 1961

Yeah, genrally drip has much better taste in victims. i mean honostly, even if he 'could' i really don't think Fnar would get the whole...erm, point. LOL. Half the reason why drip does what he does is he likes the reactions of his victims, not that he can but even if he could touch Fnar i can't see ...
by Merlark
Wed Apr 10, 2002 1:33 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: Who's taking care of who?
Replies: 8
Views: 1403

Well most likely, jack plays the game of chess very well in hell wouldn't you say, but still...drips been haveing it rough lately, just no respect from any of the babes. hehe, he's gotta busy job you know... Personaly, i like ?Aroelest? but you know you gotta be pretty numb to promise an entirnity g...
by Merlark
Sat Apr 06, 2002 4:23 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: The people you wrong in life are you.
Replies: 17
Views: 2661

yes well, thats all fairly sane logic...but as far as we know drip only seems to rape the innocent, adorable and fairly younge girls whom without any prevois knowledge on them are wronged by drip. but does this cover the idiots? you know these people, they cut you off in a traffic circle, they throw...
by Merlark
Thu Mar 28, 2002 8:58 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: Why is Silver really in Hell?
Replies: 30
Views: 3828

yeah, killing yourself is strickly a cathlic belief that you go to hell i think. can ask for forgiveness to murder and whatever...but you whack yourself off gods great earth, thats it...no soup for you, if your life is THAT misrible then your afterlife is going to be the worst i can think of...i put...
by Merlark
Thu Mar 28, 2002 7:45 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: The strip, the otter recipe, help Dave even if he doesn't as
Replies: 28
Views: 3766

Well it really depends on what type of otter you are planning to use. now your pacific ocean otter has that 'from the sea' so it is best searved baby back otter ribs and flippers with BBQ suace, i like the shrimp on ice personaly to give it a little zest... Now, river otter is diffent and are best b...
by Merlark
Wed Mar 27, 2002 8:33 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: A Little Slice of Heaven
Replies: 44
Views: 4190

Hmmm...heaven? sounds like a nice place i guess. I think in heaven i would like to be very evil, i've been good most of my life, i play by the rules, i am kind to my fellow man... the warm fuzzy feeling is nice, but i wanna flick that white angel off my shoulder for awile and give it a break, i want...
by Merlark
Wed Mar 27, 2002 7:28 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: Whats next?
Replies: 28
Views: 2113

hey, don't mean to bumb the thread or any thing but i forgot to mention something about yesterdays comic. Silverblue haveing quit her job, has now scratched off meeting with sin number 2 that she meets in a day. now she's got 2 other allies so to speak. :smile: lets see if this trend continues and s...
by Merlark
Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:00 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Whats next?
Replies: 28
Views: 2113

Well, you'll notice that while people get...mutilated, cut up...tortured and killed within hell. they are afterall dead, and since they are a soul representation of ourselfs the deaths mostly feed of emotional states rather than the purely physical state. take the guy on the street silver whacks wit...
by Merlark
Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:58 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: Whats next?
Replies: 28
Views: 2113

well, yeah musical holes sounds like something to do at the WVG on a boreing sunday night...only...without the choking, the forced raping(yeah hey its a fantasy turn on for some but in real life, death is more human then doing that to someone) and the killing with the insanity mixed in...other than ...
by Merlark
Mon Mar 25, 2002 4:46 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: PUSH NOT PULL!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1002

I like strikers thinking, its probly how it will pan out. like the old saying goes, what if you got to relive a day and instead of turning left, you went right? ...followed by a story that tugs at your heart strings. *chuckle*

ground hogs day though...that was messed up. :wink:
by Merlark
Mon Mar 25, 2002 4:40 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: Whats next?
Replies: 28
Views: 2113

I would probly say, that the way Dave has things arranged on how he best...slaps together hell is that it is always best suited for who ever must endured it. like he has pointed out, time doesn't really...well, there is no such thing as time in the afterlife. for some i'm sure a day never ends, they...
by Merlark
Mon Mar 25, 2002 8:11 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: PUSH NOT PULL!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1002

Yeah um...hehe, thats what bunny's are for isn't it? a pair of bunny's at that too...i bet they had their hopes up. Now this is an interesting concept, it seems that while our bunny friend silver has remembered her life it does not seem that she remember her day through hell at all, otherwise she wo...
by Merlark
Mon Mar 25, 2002 7:58 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: What are right and wrong?
Replies: 36
Views: 3806

I think that good and evil is define by someone who can smite me by just thinking about it. <grin> Really, all that, well there is really no good or evil concept is fine and dandy for the simple minded its the management upstairs that really decides that regardless what we think, they only have 2 re...
by Merlark
Sat Mar 23, 2002 10:18 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: About Buster...
Replies: 16
Views: 1862

*looks at his half finished flash animation of a jack comic* Yeah i'd be pissed to no end if dave dropped dead, i like the comic to much. while i don't really take offence to BC, i havn't been around that long on the boards...i havn't even seen RTD. but yeah, as bill & ted once said...be excellent t...
by Merlark
Sat Mar 23, 2002 10:12 pm
Forum: Jack
Topic: Creation or evolution. Mutually exclusive?
Replies: 43
Views: 3322

From the moment eve bit into that first apple, the human race began to evolve. we find bones of prehestoric man burried deep into the earth and frozen glacois... The bible, as i see it...is nothing more than a childs english paper blown out of preportion with everyones favorite story thrown in to ma...
by Merlark
Fri Mar 22, 2002 9:20 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Okay, now I'm starting to get scared.
Replies: 34
Views: 3529

Ahh why must you always speculate? hehe, she's happy, i'm happy, Sepka's happy...I hope i have a cute roommate like that if i go to hell. :smile: Jacks happy, The street people will be happy, the janitor who scrapes up sepka everyday is happy. Drips gona have to step in somewhere here to make some u...