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by Rosencrantz
Wed Jul 03, 2002 8:07 pm
Forum: Regina Felina
Topic: Can't get no Elf lovin' ...
Replies: 1
Views: 704

Hmmmm...

Should I be a smart-ass, or... well, any answer is being a smart-ass. But given the choices, I'd go with smirph.
by Rosencrantz
Fri Jun 21, 2002 12:43 pm
Forum: Regina Felina
Topic: Oi! Master of the Wasteleand!
Replies: 4
Views: 962

Spiffy.
by Rosencrantz
Thu Jun 20, 2002 10:58 pm
Forum: Regina Felina
Topic: Oi! Master of the Wasteleand!
Replies: 4
Views: 962

Oi! Master of the Wasteleand!

In Wednesday's comic, is that a vampire without a lower jaw?
by Rosencrantz
Wed Jun 19, 2002 5:17 pm
Forum: Fusion D
Topic: eww
Replies: 10
Views: 2192

As My College-Bound Brother Says. "Math is Hard"

Huh. In the comic before Ferral starts eating, she says "Three down, one more to go,Sugar!"
by Rosencrantz
Mon Jun 10, 2002 5:37 pm
Forum: Regina Felina
Topic: Hey, wait a minute...
Replies: 4
Views: 1062

And With The Polls Closing...

Well, on some level, this has got to be kind of depressing... It's nearly been a week, and there's only been one vote. Interesting how it voted for what actually happened...
by Rosencrantz
Tue Jun 04, 2002 6:29 pm
Forum: Regina Felina
Topic: What the...?
Replies: 3
Views: 814

What, ALL of us?

You must be mad! I mean, having us all make mainframes to replace the Keenspace one? What would you do with them all?
by Rosencrantz
Sun May 26, 2002 11:04 pm
Forum: Regina Felina
Topic: Hey, wait a minute...
Replies: 4
Views: 1062

Smart ass.

I mean, really. By having voted, that means you noticed both.
by Rosencrantz
Sat May 25, 2002 11:45 pm
Forum: Regina Felina
Topic: Hey, wait a minute...
Replies: 4
Views: 1062

Hey, wait a minute...

"For decades we searched for him, but with no success."
HmmmMM! Does this mean that they gave up looking?
Or that he showed up again? What can Monday's comic possibly bring?!
Oh, the suspense is maiming me!
by Rosencrantz
Wed Mar 06, 2002 7:28 pm
Forum: Regina Felina
Topic: Whoa...
Replies: 2
Views: 729

I've gotta wonder though... Is it worse than what happened last time? I mean, sure, he got the equivilant of a light-saber jammed in his eye, then turned on, but how does it compare to having both arms... Ripped? Sliced? Blasted?.. off, as well as having enough happen to need to regrow a spine?
by Rosencrantz
Thu Feb 28, 2002 8:08 pm
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: Oh Good Lord...
Replies: 14
Views: 1781

I don't know which is worse...
That the pigs are now recruiting for their evil plans...
Or that they have the gall to be so open about it!
by Rosencrantz
Sat Feb 23, 2002 6:10 pm
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: Boy Bands
Replies: 26
Views: 2696

No no no... Horton Hears A Who and Horton Hatches The Egg are two different books. One's about the tiny wolrd inside a dandelion, and the other's about a neglectful mother bird leaving the nest and coming back for her egg when it means she'll be famous. She managed to get Horton to agree to sit on t...
by Rosencrantz
Sat Feb 23, 2002 12:55 am
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: Boy Bands
Replies: 26
Views: 2696

Well, I don't really have anything to add to this conversation, but I want to make a grab for the bonus point. Is it... Horton Hatches An Egg? Cripes. I know what I'm talking about, it's the Dr. Suess book with the elephant that agreed to sit in a tree for a bird... but the exact title escapes me at...
by Rosencrantz
Thu Feb 21, 2002 9:40 pm
Forum: Regina Felina
Topic: There's actually a board game like that
Replies: 6
Views: 1458

Yep. 'Kill Dr. Lucky', brought to you by the same people who make 'Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond'.
by Rosencrantz
Thu Feb 21, 2002 6:33 pm
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: They're A Perfect Pair!
Replies: 3
Views: 791

Like Bill Cosby and anything...

I mean, his disembodied, floating brain thought of using cybernetic weasels to go back in time and destroy all the humor in the newspapers!
by Rosencrantz
Thu Feb 21, 2002 12:16 am
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: Let's get ready to RUMMMBLLLEEE!!
Replies: 1
Views: 550

Ah, but you're forgetting that one, all-important advantage that the Pig has...

Speed! The Pig can move much faster than Fridge can... which is to say, at all.
by Rosencrantz
Wed Feb 20, 2002 5:32 pm
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: They're A Perfect Pair!
Replies: 3
Views: 791

They both have small beady eyes...
They're both given over to muttering about evil and death constantly...
I'm pretty sure both are types of rodents...

Yes, Jerrell from 'Goats' and Pig would go along great together!
by Rosencrantz
Wed Feb 20, 2002 5:11 pm
Forum: Regina Felina
Topic: There's actually a board game like that
Replies: 6
Views: 1458

Hey... yeah! I think I used to have that game. Wonder what happened to it... Another great game is Kill Dr. Lucky. It's sort of what happens right before Clue starts. You're in a mansion, it's the middle of the night, and the lights are out. The old man is wandering around the house, and your object...
by Rosencrantz
Fri Feb 15, 2002 11:54 am
Forum: Jack
Topic: Which of The Seven Sins are You Most Like?
Replies: 35
Views: 2182

If memory serves (and it does...), I am wrather wrathful. On the whole, I'd have to agree. I'm not much like any of the others, certainly.
by Rosencrantz
Sun Feb 10, 2002 10:32 am
Forum: Jackie's Fridge
Topic: The Mystic Knights Have Got It Right!
Replies: 3
Views: 628

Really, I mean...<P>They've got religion!
They've got music!
They've got big buggy eyes, <I>whocouldaskforwnythingmore!</I>
by Rosencrantz
Sat Feb 09, 2002 9:06 am
Forum: Regina Felina
Topic: Maybe there's cat inside, maybe there isn't.
Replies: 5
Views: 1133

"I'd like a large order of fries and a burger, hold the mayo. That's with no mayonaisse. I don't want mayo. You can put whatever the hell else you want on it, just not mayo.<P>...<P>Mayo."<P>Ah, brilliant, that was. Excellent job, Mister Roberts.