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by Andrick
Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:17 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Priorities!
Replies: 6
Views: 5187

"... may be thrown off balance?" Comics and boobs have never combined only to be subjugated to the laws of physics. As a matter of point, boobs and comics are the dominatrix towering over the whimpering and submissive norms of all physical interactions. This duo defies gravity, anatomy, and believab...
by Andrick
Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:27 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Comic 31Aug07: Purposefully ignorant
Replies: 7
Views: 1982

Comic 31Aug07: Purposefully ignorant

We now have an answer to the age old question of a tree falling in the woods. If no one is around then it does not make a sound because it never really existed in the first place. If an event is observed then its result exists. If the event is unobserved then its results do not exist. However, if th...
by Andrick
Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:13 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Iiiit's that time again!
Replies: 11
Views: 2679

I like it.
by Andrick
Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:25 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: 3-20-07
Replies: 14
Views: 4155

Interesting, I randomly decide to check back on UH2 and it's moving; more so since the most recent thread is talking about U0. ... "going to get to that" stage... It's funny that when I read that I immediately thought of two series that did that - " the Irresponsible Captain Tylor " and " X ." Still...
by Andrick
Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:32 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: 12/06/2006 strip -- beautiful artwork
Replies: 5
Views: 967

This comic made me giggle like an idiot.
by Andrick
Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:15 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Eliza's Report
Replies: 6
Views: 799

The first line has five
The second contains seven
Then five more follows

Unfortunately, Allan, the one you like is a 6-6-4 and not a 5-7-5 haiku.
by Andrick
Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:54 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Near-inevitable
Replies: 25
Views: 3561

If it's not observed than it doesn't exist?

More importantly, Allan, so your creations do have free will?
by Andrick
Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:29 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Near-inevitable
Replies: 25
Views: 3561

In other news, Dr. Schroedinger was arrested as an accessory to murder. The District Attorney dropped the charge of muder in the first degree because investigations determined that Schroedinger had lef the cat half dead for Curiosity to kill it. Seriously, if we were playing a game of Mage: the Asce...
by Andrick
Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:59 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: OT: Metal Wolf Chaos
Replies: 3
Views: 548

OT: Metal Wolf Chaos

I believe deep within the heart of every American is a deeply rooted wish that the president can kick serious butt.
by Andrick
Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:08 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Near-inevitable
Replies: 25
Views: 3561

Though the topic of your sleep depravations sounds interesting enough, I's just like to point you to an oversight you've made. ... i would like to say that the past is not writen in stone... In Umlaut House 2, the past and future are immutable . Just a few strips later is proof of the theory, which ...
by Andrick
Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:08 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Near-inevitable
Replies: 25
Views: 3561

Hey, woah, time-out! *the ringwolf makes the "T" symbol with his hands* This is one topic drift that will be a fine and dandy post all on its own as an off topic "Why I think ST:Voyager doesn't suck" OpEd. There're enough geeks and nerds that post here (self-admitted and otherwise (yes, you)) who wo...
by Andrick
Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:46 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: In the Mushroom Kingdom [severely off topic]
Replies: 27
Views: 5134

Unless the princess was doing it for some financial gain then calling her a whore is off the mark. Don't you recall the joke about the differences between a slut, a whore, and a bitch? The slut will fuck anybody. The whore will fuck anybody for money. The bitch will fuck anybofy but you . If Mario k...
by Andrick
Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:27 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Simulcast
Replies: 13
Views: 1201

And there are guys that genuinely wonder why so many women, not just lesbians, are disaffected by men. I'll just call y'all "Chris." ;p
by Andrick
Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:06 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Simulcast
Replies: 13
Views: 1201

O.o *fears for Sissy's well being* Uh, this might not bode well.
by Andrick
Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:55 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: In the Mushroom Kingdom [severely off topic]
Replies: 27
Views: 5134

Just in case you need a visual (Not Safe For Work).
by Andrick
Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:17 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Idle Musing about the Mad Scientist Trade
Replies: 21
Views: 1831

Morality is a relative and subjective substance. Humans enslave their creations every day. Why should these things be any different? If they existed, the following train of logic would apply just like every other human-created object. We created, we own it. So how's the servitude to your parents/gu...
by Andrick
Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:35 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Scying For Electrons
Replies: 26
Views: 2021

Re: Scying For Electrons

Micro_fur - CuO is not conductive but AgO is. . .wierd I was just looking through the archives when this clicked. I've recently been hooked on the "Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex" and have been amazed with the amount of thought that went into all aspects of the show; this TV series has act...
by Andrick
Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:46 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Ozy and Millie lately.
Replies: 6
Views: 725

... "Recent" is a relative term. And here I always thought that the relative terms were cousin, aunt, uncle, gramma, grampa, neice, and nephew. Anyways, the Gandhi statement does a lot to prove the non-existence of hedonists. Hedonists live for experiencing pleasure, but at the moment the reach a p...
by Andrick
Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:32 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Questions for the cast!
Replies: 218
Views: 70025

Hmm, I'll take that at face value, then. ASCII, I have speculated that a machine in your service, whose introduction was quickly followed by its demise, was not initially intended as a security device. However, later mention of the machine in question labeled it as a warbeiter. So, was this device e...
by Andrick
Sat Aug 05, 2006 8:22 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Scying For Electrons
Replies: 26
Views: 2021

Color? Little points of color. Hmm... :o Oh my GAWD! Mab's been deprived of her antennae's little shiny, green, glowing, um... things that are green. There are so many that the fae must have been wiped out! Oh, the furrinity! Ohnoes! The mows must have been harvested, too, to get so many of them. NO...