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by Wallaroo_Blacke
Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:37 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: You're jerking my chain
Replies: 55
Views: 16767

Upon reading the January 4th strip... why do I feel that the contents of the septic tank is gonna collide with the rotational atmospheric distributor when those two forces cause enough conflictive energy to tap into the supernatural anomolii enough to get Mulder and Sculley into the whole affair? Tr...
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:41 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: I bet Ben wouldn't mind her at game night
Replies: 7
Views: 3463

Well, she'd be quite an asset in D&D.

But I don't know.
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Mon Dec 25, 2006 12:28 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Merry Christmas
Replies: 10
Views: 3679

Whoa... a Christmas chimera! :D
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:16 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: You are NOT, in ANY WAY, my sister
Replies: 23
Views: 8716

rangers wrote:"Merry met"? What, does she simply assume that everyone she meets is drunk?

As for Penny, it's time she was set down in front of her favorite ice cream snack and made to think about what she did.
Should it be served in a skull-shaped bone-white mug with
strawberry syrup, too?
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:49 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Dec 7th: Girl in Goth
Replies: 23
Views: 6978

I'm wagering some Jelly Belly jelly beans that Penny
is dressed JUST LIKE A WITCH enough to get
Beltane P-Oed.

Why? Misrepresentation of the Wiccans.

That's what I am betting. :roll: XD :wink:
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:27 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Dec 7th: Girl in Goth
Replies: 23
Views: 6978

What happened between the wiccan and the goth? Well, aside from the too-close-to-each-other's-shticks problem, I'd almost have to assume it was instigated by Beltane. It seems to me that Penny is reasonably well adjusted to working . I'd pick Penny over Beltane... Penny is a kid and that can be ove...
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:29 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Hard Onions
Replies: 143
Views: 31036

Well, they did burn folks... but as heretics for solely owning a Bible in England. Why? Because the church liked their position in power, and felt noone else needed to own the Bible. They wanted to be like the kings described in Revelations, which made for the people hopping the Mayflower to what wo...
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:53 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: 12-1:"Have you been served?"
Replies: 18
Views: 6613

Celidah the Bardess wrote:Eep, skeery bear face! :o
Oh, he's grinned a couple of times or more...

...Right here, and here.

Grinning carnivores make for a scary set of teeth!

Just like Florence Ambrose.
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:12 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Wet in 4 Minutes
Replies: 64
Views: 9291

Seriously, though, in college I made a dessert of a bowl of those things. The Lucky Charms, I mean. It was easier than wrestling the ice cream out of their canisters in the cooler. Actually, wrestling Calbeck or BoKiana might be slightly easier than that was. I take it that the ice cream was as har...
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:44 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: ACK!
Replies: 22
Views: 7923

The JAM wrote:Or he could set up a meeting with her at the exact same time as Church Lady....
Class, can you say "what happens when matter meets antimatter"? ;)

KAB :o :o :o :o M!!!
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:41 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Wet in 4 Minutes
Replies: 64
Views: 9291

Wanderwolf wrote:
To borrow another analogy, this is taking two five-kilo pieces of Pu-239 and putting them together. You don't want to be anywhere near the result.

Yours truly,

The wolfish,

Wanderer
YIKES!!! :o :o :o Can you say Hiroshima or Nagasaki?
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:39 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Wet in 4 Minutes
Replies: 64
Views: 9291

I HATE Jack Thompson. Jack Thompson is a sensationalist windbag that's very good at getting media attention for stupid crap, but probably not so great of a lawyer (and the way he argues it's a matter of time before he's fully disbarred...). Kinda like how Michael Moore is so good at getting media a...
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:52 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Wet in 4 Minutes
Replies: 64
Views: 9291

Is anyone else surprised her last name is..."Peckersnif?" Kinda like that doctor on Animaniacs, Dr. Otto von Scratchensniff. Difference? One likes solving trouble, the other likes MAKING trouble. How about bright green dye to keep the lawn looking good......as well as the biddies......make 'em real...
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:26 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Wet in 4 Minutes
Replies: 64
Views: 9291

Killjoys like that lady (and others that have the same modeus operandi ) need to be shown the door. Folks like her are in desperate need of a real job. XD But noone likes clowns. XD But killjoys will try to get thier way, but ironic as it is, they either fade into obscurity or die out like Patricia ...
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:13 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Wet in 4 Minutes
Replies: 64
Views: 9291

I wonder what evidence she has to offer?

Zero. Just like Jack Thompson.

Self-worshipping thorn-in-the-butt
bible-thumping zealot with no proof
to support her claims, accusations, nor
her proof as an ordained ministress.

Where's me a brick for me to aim and
launch at that waddlin' whackjob's head?
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:48 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: 11/23
Replies: 22
Views: 3573

That's true... if you're either blocking the
sidewalk within a person's property, thier
driveway, or within 100 feet of said property,
you are in criminal tresspass while performing
a peaceful protest.

But it is a load of horsefeathers if you call that
a peaceful protest. :-?
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:55 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: "Another flamewar"
Replies: 26
Views: 3863

Squeaky Bunny wrote:An upset uni with a sharp pointy horn would make me cry. :(
Yeah... I know SOMEbody felt that pain before!!!
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:31 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: 11/23
Replies: 22
Views: 3573

Familiar problem, here. If you can believe it, MFM had a protest this year. Some screwy animal rights group started picketing, apparently in the wrongheaded belief that furries wear fur. I wasn't in charge, I didn't handle it. The p o lice were called, the crowd was dispersed. I just KNOW someone w...
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:24 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: "Another flamewar"
Replies: 26
Views: 3863

Can't blame you, Calbeck.
by Wallaroo_Blacke
Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:20 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: 11/23
Replies: 22
Views: 3573

Aw...

Paraphrasing Peter Boyle in "Everybody Loves Raymond"

Holy crap! :o

Can't blame Ben about this.

Got tear gas? Or that skunk kid?