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"That was disturbing."
"Word."

CRASH!!!!!

Then Jex Anres appeared on Spleen's escape pod.
"Um...orange juice wouldn't work in the fuel," the Infarin said.
Spleen just stared. "Would too."
"Would not."
"Would too."
"Would not."
"Would too."
"Would not and OH MY LORD WE'RE GOING TO CRASH INTO THAT ASTERIOID!!!!!"
"Crap. Would too."

"Let's all say it together, so we become less embarrassed about it."
"Penis."
"Now, vagina."
"Vagina."

Actual quotes from my health class.

*Hides behind Thores*
You won't let the space monkies get me, will you buddy?

Oh crud...we're all gonna die, aren't we?

And the Spleen looked confused. Then he argued with the pod about orange juice. I'm too lazy to go into details.

On 2002-04-17 16:16, Black Lion made several Spaceballs references. (*Gives BL Reference Points*) "This thing would go faster if I filled it with orange juice!" Computer: "No it won't." Spleen: "Well...I'm the godmoder and I say it does! FILL THE BLASTED SHIP!" Computer: "It's a pod. And we don't h...

You'll all find out on the day of my Bar Mitzvah!

That's right! 4/20/02: The Bar Mitzvah of the Spleen!

GASP!
...yes, I'm inarticulate today. Hey, it's my birthday!

(L-O-Freakin'-L. That was genius. Even coming from my sworn enemy.) "I must succeed!" Spleen didn't say that...he was watching Freakazoid on the F! channel and it was the episode with the HeroBoy clones and the guy whose name begins with G but I can't remember the rest of the name. "Wow. They put TV...

(It's okay...ADV is cool)

*Spleen duct-tapes Black Lion to a torpedo.* This isn't just any duct tape...this is Really Really Strong Duct Tape (pat. pen.). It's unbreakable unless you have a Tal-Raluxan Beam Cutter on hand. And you don't have one, because you're not within eighteen galaxies of Tal-Ralux. However, I don't mind...

This is the Space Taco Bell Chihuahua.

He made that Space Burrito.

And I summoned him.

Is that cool, or what?

*Lands in plot hole*
*Curses Black Lion off*
*Becomes Negatron Spleen and flies back to the ship.*
*Summons the Taco Bell Chihuahua*

And then the Spleen reappeared in a flash of ions and said, "HAH! YOU ONLY KILLED ONE OF MY ROBOT CLONES!"

I believe he said that your planet sucks and that you're all whores and pimps...but then again my translator doesn't translate 133t into Bl'dokkan...so I dunno...

And then Spleen scratched his head, because he was confused as hell.

*Floats in the Pocket Dimension of Utter Lack of Fun until he remembers something...* My feet itch. *Continues floating until he remembers something else...* Hey, I can teleport using the Bowl of Justice! Of course! Bowl of Justice, take me back to where I was before FlamingDeth decided to be a poop...

I agree. Wholeheartedly.

Banana!

Then Kirby appeared.