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by Zephulos
Fri Jan 31, 2003 7:15 am
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Oh, the carnage!
Replies: 8
Views: 2984

WEAK!

You could do that, if you're not a fan of pain. Personally, I find it hard to learn how to fight effectively if the only thing the weapon in question can do is bounce off of me. On the other hand, spudding isn't exactly a safe activity. Especially when you forget what's going on, and try to block wi...
by Zephulos
Tue Jan 28, 2003 3:37 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Oh, the carnage!
Replies: 8
Views: 2984

Spuds

Mmmkay, here we go. Go to a hardware store and pick up some wooden dowels (about an inch in diameter, maybe 7/8"). Also, get some copper tubing with the same inner diameter as the dowels. Make sure the dowels fit into the tubing without shaking around too much. Get some duct tape as well. Go to a sp...
by Zephulos
Mon Jan 20, 2003 4:54 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Yay for Chilean Death Pool!
Replies: 5
Views: 2376

Death Pool

Himalayan Death Cribbage is much like normal Cribbage, except played on a board that resembles Chutes and Ladders. You score points/move at the end of pegging, the end of your hand, and the end of your crib. Movement starts to the left of the dealer (with the first person who starts). If you land on...
by Zephulos
Sat Jan 11, 2003 7:32 am
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Steve musn't have got any presents from Santa...
Replies: 6
Views: 2318

Aww...

Actually, there's a complex system relating one's deeds and the presents one gets. It's not just "naughty" or "nice", those are actually just the only two outputs the equation can give you. To make a long story short, all Santa cares about is actions - intent plays a much smaller role. And for all o...
by Zephulos
Thu Jan 09, 2003 12:35 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Marchipane? BLECCHH!
Replies: 14
Views: 4422

A few things...

Revenge, we'll see. Remember, I do write the comic... And stay the hell away from my hair! I have yet to exact full revenge against the last person who messed it up. Although, it is getting towards haircut time. In a major way. Also, you guys know waaaaaay too much about marzipan. I've only tried ma...
by Zephulos
Sun Dec 29, 2002 6:39 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Cast list? CAST LIST?
Replies: 8
Views: 2850

Cast list

Funny you should mention that. Umm... We'll have to see. I'll let Chris put in here what he wants. Chris?

~Stefan~
by Zephulos
Thu Dec 05, 2002 12:31 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Issue 106
Replies: 14
Views: 4204

Cute guys?

Really, I think I rate more of a "devilishly charming" than cute. Umm... I'm not gonna ask for confirmation on that one, because the way most of my friends "have my back" usually involves knives therein. :roll: In theory, we will eventually have pictures of us on the site, in some form or another. A...
by Zephulos
Tue Nov 26, 2002 8:40 am
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Hi! ^_^
Replies: 16
Views: 2815

Twins

Sounds like the plot for a bad slasher film. I'd pay to see it (if paying involves downloading it for free).

~Z~
by Zephulos
Wed Nov 20, 2002 1:24 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Hi! ^_^
Replies: 16
Views: 2815

Lamppost

Wow - I wish I had thought of those when I actually had the lamppost in the room... I might have to go find it, now.

~Stefan~

P.S. - Yay new Forumpeople!
by Zephulos
Sun Oct 27, 2002 11:25 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Vampires!
Replies: 2
Views: 732

Vampires!

Okay, here's the deal. There's a vampire site-thingy going on, and basically I get one point (or pint of blood) for each person who hits my site/person I can lure into my alleyway. Then you get to become a vampire, and lure your own people in, etc. etc. I basically have an unwritten competition goin...
by Zephulos
Fri Oct 25, 2002 2:22 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Issue 103
Replies: 9
Views: 1749

Funny?

"Its one of the funniest strips I read regularly."

Wow... I feel honored. You just made my day. :D

~Stefan~
by Zephulos
Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:27 am
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Issue 103
Replies: 9
Views: 1749

Authors

Yeah, sorry about that. I knew that Carroll hung out with one of those two, and for some reason I thought it was Lewis. Alas, I am wrong. Thanks for the clarification.

~Stefan~
by Zephulos
Wed Oct 16, 2002 5:18 am
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: THAT'S MY JOKE!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1432

Sorry

I'd like to say that, just for the record, I hate my computer when it's dealing with the forum system. I usually don't post things four times.

~Stefan~
by Zephulos
Mon Oct 14, 2002 4:22 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: THAT'S MY JOKE!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1432

The joke

Whether you like it or not, the joke is MINE now! You may be the one who told it to me, but everybody recognizes it as my joke now. And you'd be better just giving it up. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem. Now, begin your ruing! ~Stefan~ P.S. - I tell it better than you do. And y...
by Zephulos
Mon Oct 14, 2002 4:20 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: THAT'S MY JOKE!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1432

The joke

Whether you like it or not, the joke is MINE now! You may be the one who told it to me, but everybody recognizes it as my joke now. And you'd be better just giving it up. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem. Now, begin your ruing! ~Stefan~ P.S. - I tell it better than you do. And y...
by Zephulos
Mon Oct 14, 2002 4:16 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: THAT'S MY JOKE!!
Replies: 9
Views: 1432

The joke

Whether you like it or not, the joke is MINE now! You may be the one who told it to me, but everybody recognizes it as my joke now. And you'd be better just giving it up. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem. Now, begin your ruing!

~Stefan~
by Zephulos
Thu Oct 10, 2002 12:14 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: I don't think I could live in a world without tea.
Replies: 10
Views: 1500

Tea

Well, obviously the snack drawer of God.
Mmm... smells like holy spirit.
by Zephulos
Fri Sep 27, 2002 7:22 am
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Steve LANCOMB?!
Replies: 9
Views: 1495

blonde?

How do you get me being blonde out of that? No, both Steve and I are safely in the realm of having brown hair. My facial hair just grows slowly.

~Stefan~
by Zephulos
Fri Sep 20, 2002 10:36 pm
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Poll
Replies: 0
Views: 533

Poll

Okay, it's reader feedback time. To adequately serve all your humor needs I'd like to know a couple things - What's the funniest Scatterplot of all time? What would you like to see more of? What do you think is the best part of Scatterplot? What do you think of the comics in the past few weeks - do ...
by Zephulos
Wed Jul 10, 2002 7:15 am
Forum: Scatterplot
Topic: Steve LANCOMB?!
Replies: 9
Views: 1495

My name

Actually, I have no idea from where it came. ::shrugs:: Speculation is fine. FYI (for y'all information) - no, I don't comb my hair. Yes, I still have Fan's combs. However, I do actually make an effort to look good. For example, I shave. About every three days. So there.

~Z~