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Aha! So I prove my superiority once again! The proud hero stands triumphant on the lonely plain waiting...WAITING for evil to rear it's ugly head once more and plunge deep into the vast crevasses of my soft juicy...waitaminute...Battery Boy! What am I talking about!? Battery Boy: Uh...Captain...? Ab...

Good good...now jiggle it for me...

What's this! A damsel in distress!! Captain Electric to the rescue!!!

::stands tall and proud and erect..?!::

Oh hell...up UP mighty warrior! Come on don't do this to me now...

::whappitywhappitywhappitywhap!::



HA! So you think Blue One!

Fire me boy!!!

::squeeze!::

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<B>Socket to 'em!!!</B>

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Captain Electric on 2002-03-25 21:32 ]</font>

::whappitywhappitywhappitywhappity::

Keep pounding boy! I must release my ELECROPUTZ!

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<B>Socket to 'em!!!</B>

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Captain Electric on 2002-03-25 20:56 ]</font>

Quick!!! Battery Boy! Slap his rump until he squeals! Battery Boy: "Um...which one? The kid, or the big blue guy?" Time's a wasting, boy! DO IT!!! Battery Boy: "But Captain!" Need I tell you twice! Oh bielzububs balls! Just slap mine! Battery Boy: "What...your balls or your (well you get the idea)"

http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cetbnl.jpg Ha! Hiding under another name now are you? That won't save you from my BUNS O' STEEL!!! ::extention cord begins to reel in, the Captain's ass flying upon Killroy at lightning speed for the inevitable crushing between twin cheeks of justice!:: _______...

Those words have the distinct ring of threat about them. I shall make sure you eat those words before this is over! EXTENTION CORD DEPLOY!!!

::with a Zzzing! an extention cord flies out of his a--hem...and wraps itself around Killroy::

http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cetbnl.jpg HA! You could not command a pack of poodles! Your evilness lacks charisma! I will defend this land and its...very very quiet inhabitants... ::insert chirping of crickets here:: _________________ <B>Socket to 'em!!!</B> <font size=-1>[ This Message wa...

Indeed I do Blue Devil! You shall not have dominion here! Not while I CAPTAIN ELECTRIC am here to defend it!

http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/cetbnl.jpg All is quiet...the calm before the storm. The hero listens vigilantly for the soft slithering sound of the serpent of evil. And hears the thundering boom of the blue invader! Our hero answers the challenge! He hears the sweet call of justice and...he...

No wicked middle American matron! They said "Evil" not Eeevilll!

Oooh, head...feels...strange....feels like I'm going to....*clunk*

Break the comic code!?! Ye gods! Are you mad woman!?! Do you know what that means!?!

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