well, my choice wouldnt be a historical figure. id just go back in time and mule kick the guy that made nsync and the backstreet boys right in the crotch...i know even with the smack to the nards he'd probably still make those retards famous...but i'd just feel better =D
hmm, maybe instead of the guy that made them famous....i'd go back further before he was born and get a good running start and kick his fathers nuts into oblivion. i think that would solve it.....mwahaha...um yeah