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Happy a-couple-of-days-after-your-birthday! (And sorry to have missed your birthday--I haven't really been consistently on the internet for the past week.)<P>Welcome to the Wonderful World Of Being Twenty-Three. It is a number of Great Mystic Import, as any Discordian can tell you. As Alfred North W...

1) The garbage truck, because it permits one to be surrealistic and threatening while driving through the streets of the city in the middle of the night.<P>2) What's more disturbing: Robert Rodriguez making a kids' movie, or Steven Spielberg finishing a Stanley Kubrick movie?

Now you see, that's a tricky one, because it all depends on <I>which</I> American kids' cartoons you'd have to watch. I mean, it'd hardly be excrutiating at all to have to watch, say, <I>Rocky and Bullwinkle</I>, or even <I>Animaniacs</I>, but if I'd have to watch <I>The Smurfs</I>, or some Disney m...

Now <I>I</I> want an unlisted number that delivers heavy shocks to unwanted callers. I can only imagine the many pleasant evenings I'd spend waiting for telemarketers to call and then listening to them writhing in agony.<P>::sigh::<P>It would be beautiful.

Does that imply that someone <I>has</I> tied you down and forced you to watch a Pauly Shore movie? That's inhuman!<P>As for the question: I've tried both, and I'd have to say a triple espresso definitely wins for intensity of buzz. Red Bull is probably more long-lasting, but there's nothing like a n...

Have you tried clicking the link to "the first comic" lately?<P>It doesn't go to the first comic.<P>It goes to a comic from a couple of weeks ago.<P>With the first half missing.<P>Evidently, it believes this to be the earliest comic.<P>Why?<P>Well, I'm glad you asked that: it believes this comic to ...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> I just realized I'm fulfilling one of my primary rules about being a Goth. A Goth must spend at least 5% of their time arguing/talking about what it means to be a Goth. Aaaargh! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Don't worry: unless you've changed ...

Well, I'd buy one. It'd be cool.

Too Fat has returned! Hurray! I'd almost given up--I came very close to not clicking on it this morning--and then, suddenly, there it was, a bright, shiny, new, color comic strip. Congratulations, Mr. Treuer, on your triumphant return to webcomic-making.

You say on the newslet, "On the other hand, I'm looking toward four years of back-sliding, Christ-kissing, Male-o-centric, frat-boy asshole antics on Capitol Hill".<P>Don't you mean four <i>more</i> years? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>--Moss<P>(Though as I write this, it's ...

Moss here, president and founding (only) member of the Healdsburg, CA, chapter of the fan club.<P>Don't know how you could make buttons, but <A HREF="http://www.cafepress.com/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.cafepress.com/</A> lets you make t-shirts, mousepads, and mugs... they're what Neil uses to make h...

Actually, as far as I can tell, it's not just classical, nor even just classical and jazz. It appears that each style of music has exactly one associated "DJ Voice". This is not mere coincidence. It is actually the result of a series of secret experiments that were carried out in the late 1940s: the...

Hrmm...
I suppose I should note that the two DJ Template Names, Pete Harrison and Randal Dean Jacobsen, weren't actually references to anything. I'm thrilled to discover that there are LSD references.