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by Vedius Pollio
Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:54 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: farewell
Replies: 11
Views: 2917

Re: farewell

I've decided to leave the forum for good. I will be contacting whoever it is that can close my account. On the up side, I have a great idea for an invention and I will probably be patenting it in November. You'll be back in two weeks. Or when you get sober. Well, the admin still hasn't banned me, b...
by Vedius Pollio
Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:40 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: farewell
Replies: 11
Views: 2917

farewell

I've decided to leave the forum for good. I will be contacting whoever it is that can close my account.

On the up side, I have a great idea for an invention and I will probably be patenting it in November.
by Vedius Pollio
Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:48 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Something really weird (need advice)
Replies: 10
Views: 2008

Re: Something really weird (need advice)

I met this working girl last night who: * within 45 minutes of meeting me, gave me her REAL NAME and invited me to watch Dr Who with her at her house on Monday night. * offered to sleep with me outside of work. She was really good at fucking, and I think this just could be my meal ticket. BUT, I'm ...
by Vedius Pollio
Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:22 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: (there isn't really a good title for this thread)
Replies: 2
Views: 1099

Re: (there isn't really a good title for this thread)

Ignore what I wrote earlier. While I was walking, I just came up with a brilliant invention. It's even more brilliant than the half-flush on a toilet (which is also an Australian invention, and it was Ita Buttrose that first endorsed it on TV as a water-saving option during the 1980s.) I can't talk ...
by Vedius Pollio
Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:36 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: (there isn't really a good title for this thread)
Replies: 2
Views: 1099

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by Vedius Pollio
Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:29 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 84405

Re: I confess

I confess that I might have swine flu.
by Vedius Pollio
Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:19 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Something really weird (need advice)
Replies: 10
Views: 2008

Re: Something really weird (need advice)

Bustertheclown wrote:Your problem, Pollio, is that you think way too fucking much for your own good.
True. :(
by Vedius Pollio
Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:28 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Something really weird (need advice)
Replies: 10
Views: 2008

Re: Something really weird (need advice)

Perhaps she just has a fetish for guys who look like you. ;) [...] I do wonder if she's a bit loopy partly *because* she stopped taking meds. She did mention that she had a crush on a cousin who looked a lot like me. But I doubt her codeine discontinuation lead to madness. Probably, all the weed sh...
by Vedius Pollio
Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:50 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Something really weird (need advice)
Replies: 10
Views: 2008

Re: Something really weird (need advice)

Also, a working girl who likes Dr Who? Clearly a classy lady. ;) I think most women trying to "milk a guy for his money" would try to appeal to more common "manly" desires such as watching a sports game together. I wear glasses. Nobody would, in a million years, mistake me for someone who watches s...
by Vedius Pollio
Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:24 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Something really weird (need advice)
Replies: 10
Views: 2008

Re: Something really weird (need advice)

Also, I am a little afraid of the psychopath possibility, so I think I will give the envelope to a friend...
by Vedius Pollio
Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Something really weird (need advice)
Replies: 10
Views: 2008

Something really weird (need advice)

I met this working girl last night who: * within 45 minutes of meeting me, gave me her REAL NAME and invited me to watch Dr Who with her at her house on Monday night. * offered to sleep with me outside of work. She was really good at fucking, and I think this just could be my meal ticket. BUT, I'm v...
by Vedius Pollio
Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:27 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 84405

Re: I confess

I confess that I'm in Washington D.C. this week for the first time. There's way too much stuff here to see, but we're only here for 4 days. So far, we've walked the Mall, seen the Spy Museum and Arlington, and taken several of the tour buses around the Mall area. We've also been told that knitting ...
by Vedius Pollio
Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:03 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I found this interesting
Replies: 4
Views: 1358

Re: I found this interesting

I can't see John Paul II being the worst Pope. I believe the anti-condom policy is still in force. He also apologised over the persecution of Galileo and he acknowledged the Theory of Evolution. Benedict XVI has reversed the latter. This isn't saying much but I think the idiocy of John Paul II is b...
by Vedius Pollio
Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:57 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I found this interesting
Replies: 4
Views: 1358

Re: I found this interesting

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=856114 i found this news article quite interesting and the final paragraph most of all. i'd love to know how the Russian's can blame Poland for the outbreak of world war 2 when both Germany and Russia occupied Poland to begin with. it's kind of like blamin...
by Vedius Pollio
Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:46 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 84405

Re: I confess

I confess that a kid tried to mug me last night and I beat him up with my umbrella. I whacked his nose and teeth really hard with the handle, before hitting him in the balls and taking a few more whacks as he was crouching down in pain. (Then I ran like hell and got into a tram.) This is the first t...
by Vedius Pollio
Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:46 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 84405

Re: I confess

I confess that I have some kind of virus: headache, fatigue, diarrhea, and I'VE LOST ALL SENSE OF TIME. I no longer have a functioning sleep cycle. I only woke up at 5pm today. God.

How do I fix this? (I find it really difficult to obey my alarm clock.)
by Vedius Pollio
Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:39 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 84405

Re: I confess

I confess that I feel really sick at the moment.
by Vedius Pollio
Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:33 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 84405

Re: I confess

Lulujayne wrote:I confess that I'm logging back in to say, HOLY FUCK IT'S SQUIDDY! Hope you're doing well :D
*nervous* if you don't mind me asking...

Which parts of Europe have you seen so far?
by Vedius Pollio
Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:32 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Freaky MRI porn!
Replies: 3
Views: 1678

Freaky MRI porn!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v58_SRpNfUs

I never knew the uterus got bumped around THAT much during sex...
by Vedius Pollio
Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:14 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I confess
Replies: 3541
Views: 84405

Re: I confess

I confess that a few hours ago, I was walking through St. Kilda and absent mindedly wandered into one of the bad streets. I was walking past the 7/11 (which was surrounded by homeless people, drunks, and thugs) and Kim Wilde's "You Keep Me Hanging On" was playing on the store radio so loudly that I ...