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by RichardIWebster
Mon Apr 15, 2002 5:09 pm
Forum: Gene Catlow
Topic: Varieties of Anthropomorphs
Replies: 4
Views: 5627

In the Gene Catlow world, are the people limited to air-breathing vertebrates, or are there fish and insect people too? For that matter, is there any non-sapient animal life?
by RichardIWebster
Sun Mar 17, 2002 12:27 pm
Forum: Exploitation Now
Topic: To Poe: Bimbo in My comic
Replies: 30
Views: 11717

"......Are yah gonna get some milage out of Ralph's Barbed Pecker, Poe?"
by RichardIWebster
Thu Nov 22, 2001 5:37 am
Forum: White House in Orbit
Topic: army mores
Replies: 5
Views: 4177

Speaking of <B>Future History</B>,.....<P>Do Robots have <I>any rights whatsoever</I>?
It seems to me that she could "kill" that 'Bot Fokker Sergent, and pay no consequences other than "Maliscious destruction of Government property"!
by RichardIWebster
Tue Nov 06, 2001 7:12 am
Forum: JoBeth!
Topic: Inspired by Author
Replies: 0
Views: 2585

I've adapted this from a joke posted by my brother-in-law's brother, Roger Erwin:<P>Jo Beth called in an air-strike against
Bloomingdale's Department Store.<P>She heard that <B>Bed Linen</B> was on the Fourth Floor!
by RichardIWebster
Thu Nov 01, 2001 12:30 pm
Forum: Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan
Topic: Today's guest strip (November 1st)
Replies: 3
Views: 703

That fellow with the Airplane Helmet....is his mustache <I>actually composed of his Nostril Hairs?!?</I>
by RichardIWebster
Thu Nov 01, 2001 12:28 pm
Forum: Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan
Topic: A random question about Witches...
Replies: 4
Views: 906

Doesn't it hurt like heck to ride a broomstick?
(Imagine puting all your weight on a rod 1 inch* thick that is between your legs!)<P>Or is there some sort of magical compensation going on, such as weightlessness?<P>*Call it 2&1/2 to 3 cm, then call it quits!
by RichardIWebster
Thu Nov 01, 2001 8:04 am
Forum: Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan
Topic: A random question about Witches...
Replies: 4
Views: 906

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by reinder: <B>I don't know, but it kind of suggests Krakatoa's next innovation, doesn't it? Padded saddles for broomsticks. Considering they already have sidebags, it's not a big step.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Does...
by RichardIWebster
Wed Oct 10, 2001 7:52 am
Forum: Xenith
Topic: This is the misfortune that never ends...(aka: SHOOT ME NOW.
Replies: 5
Views: 755

Being as you are the Heroin(e) of this board, Aerie, I shall shoot you now....shoot you <I>up</I> that is!
(Now where the &#%*! did I put that syringe??!?)
by RichardIWebster
Wed Oct 10, 2001 1:46 am
Forum: Xenith
Topic: I'M BACK!
Replies: 13
Views: 1547

Happy belated birthday, Aerie!
(Which one is it, if I may be so bold?)
by RichardIWebster
Wed Oct 10, 2001 1:42 am
Forum: Xenith
Topic: on the zenith board, noone can hear you scream.
Replies: 58
Views: 16080

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Derakon:
<B>Thwapping people with fish is <I>so</I> pass
by RichardIWebster
Sun Oct 07, 2001 5:42 am
Forum: FAT JESUS!
Topic: THIS FORUM IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THIS FORUM!
Replies: 7
Views: 4460

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MikeLeffel: <B> <font size=6> Now spank the cabbage! SPANK IT!</font size><P>Mike "Good night, you kings of sausage" Leffel<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Thassss riiiiight! PETA will be on our asses if we <B>Spank the...
by RichardIWebster
Sun Sep 30, 2001 5:45 am
Forum: FAT JESUS!
Topic: Ba Ba ba... CORN!!!
Replies: 3
Views: 3265

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MikeLeffel: Mike "Unlike Conan, Bellvue is an actual town!" Leffel <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How magically appropriate!<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> --and, oddly enough, the town w...
by RichardIWebster
Sat Sep 29, 2001 3:52 am
Forum: Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan
Topic: bart.nl: Worst ISP in the world?
Replies: 4
Views: 720

<B>bart</B>....."Underachiever and proud of it" , eh?
by RichardIWebster
Sun Sep 23, 2001 8:21 am
Forum: FAT JESUS!
Topic: Comedian
Replies: 12
Views: 7425

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dezro: <B>I wish I was an alcoholic. Then I'd be <I>interesting</I>... "BUY ME BOOZE!!!!!!!!!!<P>(Note: This post may contain subliminal messages.)<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Nice try, you silly Billie, but <I>this...
by RichardIWebster
Sat Sep 22, 2001 6:13 am
Forum: Xenith
Topic: FEAR ME MORTALS!!
Replies: 18
Views: 1487

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Joester:
[B
...does not_aeire have an evil goatee? <P>[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>*Vomits in corner* <B>Gahhhhhh<I>rosss</I></B>!
by RichardIWebster
Tue Sep 18, 2001 8:43 am
Forum: FAT JESUS!
Topic: Donations?
Replies: 5
Views: 3777

I have <B>PayPal</B> and I would like to make a donation: However, there is only an
e-mail listed and I don't know how to donate <I>that</I> way. Could you please tell me how to do this right (in this particular situation), Mike?
by RichardIWebster
Sun Sep 16, 2001 6:04 am
Forum: Xenith
Topic: Playing the part of Dick.....
Replies: 7
Views: 1070

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Derakon:
<B>Okay, new question: WhaFU is that "Lobster Magnet" thing you linked to?! That's just nuts!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Appropriate, neh? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">
by RichardIWebster
Thu Sep 13, 2001 12:02 am
Forum: FRAMED!!!
Topic: Food for Thought
Replies: 4
Views: 386

<center><FONT SIZE=6>Food for thought:</center></FONT SIZE><P>Omar Bin Laden was kicked out of Saudi Arabia by his own relatives who considered him a black sheep who always wanted to kick the Americans out of Saudi Arabia. <P>But then Omar Bin Laden was discovered by the CIA in Pakistan. They financ...
by RichardIWebster
Wed Sep 12, 2001 8:25 am
Forum: Xenith
Topic: Playing the part of Dick.....
Replies: 7
Views: 1070

<A HREF="http://www.512productions.com/lobstermagnet/" TARGET=_blank>
........<I>Are you changing your tastes, Aerie</I>?</A><p>[This message has been edited by RichardIWebster (edited 09-13-2001).]
by RichardIWebster
Thu Sep 06, 2001 5:35 am
Forum: Xenith
Topic: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1196

Is it necessary that I be <I>Mortal</I> in order to post here???