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Leeloo:

I'm not gay, but if I was, I would be fapping.

You wear those suits very well.

Caffeine is like any drug. If you're responsible in the usage, it's a useful tool. If you abuse it, it'll fuck you up. Case in point: Last time I used "study aids', I was en route to Megacon, in Central Florida. I drove all night, popped about 15, and went into a blur. I don't remember much before w...

When my girlfriend and I want to get intimate, her dog likes to come in and just stare.

It's freaky. Damn little pomeranian is jealous, so he's tryin' to cockblock me.

Raven, that top one reminds me a hell of a lot of Slut Girl, for some reason.

Anyways, I also confess that the bridesmaid's dress I have to wear next saturday possesses such a terror for me, that I have been desperately trying to think of appropriate excuses for not having to wear it, or any damn dress at all for that matter. I confess, the thought of LJ in no dress has made...

Man...

Adult Swim has been kissing ass all night.

Never Ever Ever under ANy circumstances Aloow yourself to be video taped performing a sexual act of Any kind. doing so will ruin any chance you have of ever having a decent job, running for public office, or advancing scholastically beyond a certain level. If you want to do anything that would ever...

sexy_fork wrote: I confess that I just pigged out on a tootsie roll. yummy, but fat

A tootsie roll? Jesus, darlin', I just made myself a chocolate cake. Used a whole can of icing, too.

That'll be gone by Saturday.

Round II: I confess to stirring up drama just because I could. I confess that I will beat the hell out of the next person to call me the wrong fucking name. If my enemies can get it right, why the fuck can my family not get it right? I confess that I'm going to be doing a job this summer that will n...

Buddhists don't attach a moral standard to monogamous consensual relationship. Same as Hindus.

This state (and Douglas County, in particular) are ass-backwards. Go figure.

Oops.

Christ on a llama, Churba. The FSM?

On that note, do you guys really want Homestar /34/?

So, out of curiousity, how many folks on here have pirate costumes?

Hats and Boobs.

We shall decide the victor the old-fashioned way: Whichever hat complements boobs the best, it wins.

Lulujayne wrote:Ah ha! We're talking "torrent plz" cheap?

Kinda/sorta. Depends on the legality of such talk.

Of course, if someone were to find or create such a thing, and "accidentally" PM me a link, I wouldn't complain at all.

Let's assume, for the moment, that I *am* super cheap.

Like, super-duper ultra-cheap. Like, "I don't have a job, but I just got a speeding ticket" cheap.

Nightingale wrote:

Kittyboymuffin wrote:I though this was the Sexy Thread, not the Kill Boners With Rule 34 thread. >.>

It's sexy to someone. >_>

"This is somebody's fetish", I believe, is the appropriate terminology.

I confess that, while with my current girlfriend, I've had "relations" with no less than three girls. I confess that I'm sorry for it.

I confess that I have fapped to bestiality, loli, and gay furry porn, though I don't like animals, little kids, or other guys.

Wow, a movie that isn't on the school's network. I'm impressed. The network here usually has everything. I mean, yeah. I've been looking since 1995, and no dice. @ fuyunj: Geez, man. These things ain't that easy to find. If you've got the old disks, I can find something to play 'em, but most of the...

WHAT IN THE NAME OF SUGAR FROSTED GOATSE FLAKES HAPPENED ? Ewww. wouldn't that be sugar frosted shit given that goatse is an overextended asshole? Hey, now. Granted, the man is extremely busy these days, but from what I've gathered ala interviews and such, he's actually really nice. Overextended, m...