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by Germ
Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:10 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: The "Let's Guess at Romance!" game!
Replies: 26
Views: 9363

Re: The "Let's Guess at Romance!" game!

Clearly the superior combination is Maple/Araceli and Cress/Fax.
by Germ
Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:39 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: Thread of questions
Replies: 12
Views: 5355

Re: Thread of questions

That explains an awful lot, actually.
by Germ
Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:14 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: Thread of questions
Replies: 12
Views: 5355

Re: Thread of questions

Was there ever a guy in this comic named Fax?

Who is the queen of Zera?
by Germ
Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:57 am
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: The "Let's Guess at Romance!" game!
Replies: 26
Views: 9363

Re: The "Let's Guess at Romance!" game!

I would watch that version of Twilight.
by Germ
Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:28 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: The "Let's Guess at Romance!" game!
Replies: 26
Views: 9363

Re: The "Let's Guess at Romance!" game!

Technically, Aileen will never return his love because he's not Aileen.
by Germ
Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:58 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: Favorite Quote
Replies: 5
Views: 3123

Alternately: Anything Maple says

Furikku wrote:
Antonymous wrote:And, of course, Fatima on page 1: "I won't hold back 'cause I'm a woman either!"
This is p. much the best quote.
empty-quotin' dis
by Germ
Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:53 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: The "Let's Guess at Romance!" game!
Replies: 26
Views: 9363

Re: The "Let's Guess at Romance!" game!

Jeez, you guyz. Milliene -> Solaria -> Cress -> Zenobia -> Araceli -> Fluffy -> Dr. Beer-head -> The tentacled eye god -> Exor (-Ken) -> Fatima -> Fatima's Sword -> Xantrich ->Valvalcia -> Gemmakante -> Scarm -> Earth -> Fire -> Wind -> Water -> Heart -> Go Planet -> Not-Kev -> Kevinsky -> Shin -> A...
by Germ
Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:08 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: Your Favorite Character Group?
Replies: 6
Views: 3132

Re: Your Favorite Character Group?

Also, I notice that this poll has a distinct lack of Team Evil.
by Germ
Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:05 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: Your Favorite Character Group?
Replies: 6
Views: 3132

For-serious answer: Team Cresapleceliuffy

Furikku wrote:This is like asking a parent their favorite child :(
The eldest, obviously.
by Germ
Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:25 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: The "Let's Guess at Romance!" game!
Replies: 26
Views: 9363

Conversion complete

Anyway, another speculation: Zenobia x Araceli. * Exhibit A - Zenobia totally wants her. *Araceli, having been raised in a tower by ghosts or whatever, has no experience and will probably go along with whatever. I'm inclined to believe that Araceli would resist whatever, probably mistaking any sexu...
by Germ
Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:12 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: The "Let's Guess at Romance!" game!
Replies: 26
Views: 9363

This is actually a terrifying thought

Maple is the only person with the naivete pure heart and delusion ability I'll not have you maligning Maple, young lady. As I said in the chat box, Maple's perception is reality, and all else is delusion. That said, Malbez-X-Hiro. It is in fact canon that the offspring of this happy couple is none ...
by Germ
Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:40 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: Cheesecake/Beefcake sketch requests?
Replies: 25
Views: 9919

Re: Cheesecake/Beefcake sketch requests?

No regrets.
by Germ
Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:13 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: Cheesecake/Beefcake sketch requests?
Replies: 25
Views: 9919

Re: Cheesecake/Beefcake sketch requests?

Surprise us. Put the next character to appear who will be new to the readers in the cheesecake/beefcake pose of your choice.

(Might I suggest sucking a popsicle suggestively if it's a girl and "check out the gun show" if it's a guy)
by Germ
Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:35 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: Cheesecake/Beefcake sketch requests?
Replies: 25
Views: 9919

Re: Cheesecake/Beefcake sketch requests?

I'd have thought Maple's outfit would be even more revealing, if that's even possible.
(The logic being bikinis are inherently sexier than one-pieces)

Still awesome.

e: How busty is Araceli supposed to be? I was under the impression she wasn't supposed to be anything special, but damn...
by Germ
Sat May 30, 2009 6:49 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: Cheesecake/Beefcake sketch requests?
Replies: 25
Views: 9919

Re: Cheesecake/Beefcake sketch requests?

Also, Fatima dressed like Erza.
by Germ
Fri May 29, 2009 8:42 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: Cheesecake/Beefcake sketch requests?
Replies: 25
Views: 9919

Re: Cheesecake/Beefcake sketch requests?

This is perhaps followed by Araceli accidentally putting on Maple's bikini because this is the first time she's seen a swimsuit and she doesn't realize Maple intended for her to wear the one-piece. (At this point Cress is replaced with a broom with a piece of paper with a crudely drawn Cress face ta...
by Germ
Fri May 29, 2009 8:21 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: Cheesecake/Beefcake sketch requests?
Replies: 25
Views: 9919

Re: Cheesecake/Beefcake sketch requests?

Araceli in a bikini, primarily for the hilarious shades of scarlet she would surely turn. Or perhaps more fitting with the comic's reality, Maple talking about putting Araceli in a swimsuit less sexy than the bikini she picked out for herself for the purposes of finding Araceli a boyfriend other tha...
by Germ
Fri May 29, 2009 8:12 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: We can haz map?
Replies: 8
Views: 4346

Re: We can haz map?

You should really just put this on the comic website. Possibly as an easter egg on some page somewhere.
by Germ
Mon Nov 03, 2008 9:54 pm
Forum: Hazard's Wake
Topic: Is anybody there?
Replies: 2
Views: 2475

Is anybody there?

Does anybody care?