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For those of us who were unfortunate enough to grow up in redneck territory, there's a damn good reason the passenger seat is called "shotgun". Just sayin' that would have figured into what I would do in such a situation.

MixedMyth wrote:Schrodinger!

Is he your cat? Is he not your cat? His state is unresolved!

The real question is whether or not he's alive when the owner returns for it. If they happen to ask you how it's doing, you can honestly say whatever the hell you want and in some sense it is "true". I second Schrodinger.

I must say, I am impressed. On just about any other forum, a thread like this would have long since degenerated into somebody wildly squealing something like "OMG! do joo draw teh hentais??!1!!!? joo are ghey lozers". Nice to be able to share stuff like this without wanting to bash my head against t...

i lurv my current avatar, but i'm always up for a new one, if it rocks sufficiently. Ah, what the hell. Merry Christmas legostar! <img src="http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m263/nvcomics/lego_santa.png?t=1166527212"> Can't say it's as awesome as the one you've got, but at least its festive... fes...

I want all your souls, and possibly bodies too. Granted, Christmas most certainly isn't a deadline here. Whenever you're done with 'em should be good. Sooner is better, of course. *rummages around in closet and retrieves dusty, battered cardboard box containing my soul* Merry Christmas! It might be...

Hrmm, seems just about everybody despises the insanely cheap kind of pizza that's cardboard-thin and covered in thinnest possible layer of cheese and sauce. I think you folks are forgetting that the true purpose of such a pizza has nothing to do with creating a satisfying meal. You eat about 6 slice...

Ah crap. Stay away from the forums for a couple days and miss out on somebody's birthday. Happy belated birthday man! I'm declaring a toast in your honor right now. *Does a shot of whiskey*

Too bad I actually did. What kind of loser drinks on a Tuesday night anyway?

I haven't got much experience with stuff like this, but I do have one observation: Gin tastes like pine trees. Technically, this doesnt count, because I've tasted pine trees (worked a summer shearing trees into cone shapes with a machette, you cant avoid the occasional branch in th mouth), but the t...

Seems to me like the actual size and explosive potential of the bomb is pretty irrelevant. Keep in mind that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were wiped out by bombs that were, at least by today's standards, pretty damn small. The fact that they have a nuclear device at all proves that they aren't pushovers. ...

I don't like it when ROFL is abused. I'm not convinced these people have physically been rolling about on the floor for a bit before regaining their composure and typing the anocrym. Alright, perhaps you would prefer the more accurate version: CAIOROTLFBDWSMDHS (chuckling appreciateively instead of...

My undead ferret as one of rkolter's amorphous balls of light. Or attempting it anyway. I've never considered using him as a conductor before, but somehow it seems appropriate. See? I mutilated my mascot just for you!

Linkara wrote:*Postwhores on a street corner.*

Aww, but I promised not to sell myself unless the money was good. Competition is a bitch.

Weird, I never even considered that. I was just lazy when I signed up, and sick of my usual forum name (SanityLapse) so rather than come up with a cool name I just smashed the name of my comic into one word. Novacaine is fun though. According to my dentist, I require double the normal dosage before ...

Joel Fagin wrote:Great. A wannabe wallaby walloper.

Is it bad that by today's standards this is pretty good poetry? I'm not big on poetry mind you, but this beats that post-modernism crap as far as I'm concerned.

1) V for Vendetta
2) The Fifth Element
3) Indiana Jones (pick one, I won't judge you)
4) Clerks
5) History of the World, Part 1

Just a few good ones off the top of my head. Substitute #5 for any Mel Brooks movie for basically the same effect.

The first step is realizing you have a problem. The second step is realizing that you don't really give a rat's ass about said problem. Problem solved.

DarkMagician wrote:In other news, I have a raging clue right now.

NO! Don't let the Hardly boys in here. Somebody call security or something.

Dammit, thats my favorite event. Aligators are always ruining my fun.

Thanks, Vorticus! I am impressed with the amount of genuinely nice people on this forum. Let me tell you: there are several forums out there where you get the impression that you are an intruder--and not wanted. It's refreshing to find a forum that is not like that. Well now, we can't let you have ...

I really wish this surprised me, but it doesn't. The truly agravating thing is that the people who are least prepared mentally, physically, and financially are the ones that reproduce the most. Did you read the whole story? This crazy bitch has four more children ! This whole situation could be prev...