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...And what a campaign promise it was.

I'm noticing a lot of talk about bricks. What happened to The Box? Did you move on to smaller more efficient box-shaped devices for torture/assassination?

"You are a bad, bad Rastafarian"

So, in honour of my mysterious and likely not all-together welcome reappearance... Pictures of me! http://a757.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_e10a3c2891824b4d8ce955ed41199114.jpg Teh Intarwebz arez funnah. http://a326.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_d525efa5fe0d9a1a4c10544c6f8272dd.jp...

Spider Goddess... Hmmmm...

OH! I remember her. Yeah, we do coffee every second Wednesday. Nice gal.

that was a complete legitimate legal issue. My legal council has forbade me from speaking further on the subject. In fact, they'd like you to sign these forms without reading them*. The upside is I'll send you five dollars** and a fresh carp*** *Reading the forms constitutes an agreed forfeiture of...

There was an election and my services were never sought? What kind of backwards hippy world is this??!?!

I'm surprised anyone remembers me actually, but, I was like.. this n00bish person from way back in early '06. I don't recall being well liked or being important, so like I said, I'm not surprised some of you don't remember me.

I doubt any of you remember me, but it's been like... forever since I've posted anything here, I just thought I'd check back in. For humourous purposes, I want to see who can describe the recent goings-on on the forums with the least amount of coherency and regard to language structure. Anyways, thi...

I thought it was tight. I mean yeah, it's no Morrowind, but the boss fights (which is basically all there is) are amazing. For lack of a better word, the colossi are massive. The feeling of scale when you see one of them lumbering towards you slowly... it's majestic, beautiful, graceful and there is...

"There is no problem that cannot be solved with enough military-grade explosives"

Found a dead rat in my pillowcase...


Explained the horrendous smell I'd noticed for the last few days...

He's a short-sighted skateboarding inventor on his last day in the job. She's a blind hypochondriac bounty hunter with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!




I might just have to draw this....

I liked it quite a bit actually, yes the story is a little weak and you really have to play FFVII to get whats going on, but the CG is awesome and the fights are absolutely amazing

It's definately worth at least a rent.

I reject this fearmongering about change, I reject this fearmongering about the current order. You cannot scare me with your temptations of gold or appeals to raw power and evil. I will not submit to the Culture of Fear! I am starting the Fear Party! Vote for us, because the other guys are trying t...

It seems, sir, that you have the wrong link... the REAL information can be found <A HREF="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fnord">here</A>

Behold! The ancient and time honored society of...



Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!

I suggest that the evil and intelligent among us support the party most likely to win... i.e., tells the most lies, consolidate their power under one roof and secretly work for their own gains behind the proverbial throne. This will allow a smooth transistion as various persons embed mind controling...

Hmmm... "Inspired" and "Reality Ends Here" don't really belong in the same sentence...


My insane conversations have actually contributed to my jokes and story arcs more than anything else...

Oh right... and I sold my soul. To RYClaude.

Here's to at least two more years of excellence!

*toasts*