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by FreedomsPaladin
Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:02 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: First fantasies
Replies: 126
Views: 5115

Wow, it's been a loooong time since I thought about those early fantasies... But I was a bit of a kinky little kiddie. Did anyone else watch the old TV show "Out of This World" with the girl who found out that she was half alien? And she had a nightmare about people finding out, and in part of the n...
by FreedomsPaladin
Tue May 16, 2006 10:52 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Curse the wikiphiles!!
Replies: 26
Views: 1340

Oh man, if you don't want to waste hours after hours on the computer, NEVER LOOK UP SERIAL KILLERS ON WIKIPEDIA. It will absorb your life. *cries* too late... too, too late... I already fell into that briar patch months ago. Well, it's good to know that I'm not the only one. My time-waster these da...
by FreedomsPaladin
Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:29 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Humping animals <<the thread name, it compels you!!
Replies: 93
Views: 3300

I agree with most of the people here. If the zoophile isn't hurting the animal, and the zoophile is either the animal's owner or has the owner's permission, and all humans involved are consenting adults, then I can't think of any legitimate reason to forcibly stop another human from having sex with ...
by FreedomsPaladin
Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:15 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Do you know Queen Anne?
Replies: 90
Views: 4273

aeridus wrote:She loves innocence but can't stand virgins.
And yet she delights in popping the occasional cherry. People who can't figure out her tastes sometimes accuse her of being a tease, but she's really more of a coquette. She hates being slandered so, but likes to make her own accusations.
by FreedomsPaladin
Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:39 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Guns good, sex toys bad
Replies: 40
Views: 1400

The good news/stupid news is that last time I checked, they're legal for sale as long as they're "novelties" that claim to not be for actual use. It's only when you tell someone how to use it that you become a criminal. For once, I understand Bunny Boy's point of view... You can give them toys but y...
by FreedomsPaladin
Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:22 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: And away we go!
Replies: 9
Views: 569

If other kids have to throw a wild drunken sex party to dissapoint their absent parental units, how would we dissapoint Unka G...? By sitting quietly and reading scripture? I dunno, I think flesh like that of horses and issue like that of donkeys is right up Ghastly's alley. Good ol' Ezekiel 23:20.
by FreedomsPaladin
Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:20 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Do you know Queen Anne?
Replies: 90
Views: 4273

She'll never use a dildo, but she could wear a buttplug all day long.

She likes doing it doggy style and missionary position, but hates being on top.

She's not into bondage, but she loves submission.

She doesn't like anime or manga, but always says "kawaii" instead of "cute".
by FreedomsPaladin
Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:41 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Things to not try at home
Replies: 15
Views: 723

Things to not try at home

A little while back, someone posted a link to a thread on a med student forum where they were talking about idiotic ER patients. I was thinking, I'm sure many of us here have done things that should have gotten us on that list, but for the Noodly Appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster reaching do...
by FreedomsPaladin
Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:55 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Sexy Teachers
Replies: 24
Views: 1048

Hehe, yeah... Reminds me a little of my hot chorus director. He keeps saying little things, like at an intense part of a song he'll say "Yeah, give it to me!". Or after a good run, he'll say "You blew me away!" and of course my dirty little mind is thinking "Oh I'd blow you all right, if you gave me...
by FreedomsPaladin
Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:11 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I was born into a script you may not understand
Replies: 25
Views: 1079

But, in all, yeah... It's something I'd say hard-core sci-fi / action fans should see free if at all, 'cause then it's -almost- worth the price. That's actually part of why I got Netflix. By paying a montly fee instead of a per-DVD fee, I can watch bad stuff without feeling like I just wasted perfe...
by FreedomsPaladin
Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:34 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: [12/03-2006] ... Multipurpose gimpgirl?
Replies: 24
Views: 1311

This has led me to the theory that all public, sex discriminated restrooms are, by law, designed by members of the opposite sex. No doubt about it. Any woman who's tried to use a public washroom in a country with Turkish toilets will know what I'm talking about. While checking to see if a Turkish t...
by FreedomsPaladin
Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:31 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Oh those whacky b/tards...
Replies: 38
Views: 6670

Woot! I've been /b/'d too! Though not quite as exciting as Ghastly's /b/... I'm fifth picture down, leg up on Pedobear http://img.420chan.org/b/res/13992.html#14246 [/quote] Oh, the fifth picture from the top ! The link took me to the middle of the page, and I went five pictures down from there. Th...
by FreedomsPaladin
Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:44 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Get Full Consent For Sex In The UK.
Replies: 88
Views: 4162

For example, if someone presents a scenario in which the characters are referred to as "the rapist" and "the victim", and the act as "the rape", anyone who says that the (alleged) victim bears responsibility for having gotten drunk comes off as defending rape. Yep, and that's because IT IS. You did...
by FreedomsPaladin
Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:10 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: [12/03-2006] ... Multipurpose gimpgirl?
Replies: 24
Views: 1311

No, but I have found myself uncomfortable in crowded public bathrooms. That probably compares ... Oh man, I hate having to use public bathrooms. I have this thing about other people being able to hear me pee. If the place is totally empty, that's usually okay, though I might get too nervous that so...
by FreedomsPaladin
Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:03 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Boob sex
Replies: 223
Views: 6231

She got as much out as possible with Kleenex, and then had to shower to get the last of it out. Showering afterward isn't de rigueur? My guy and I always do. Sweat, cum, spit, lube... I consider at least a quick rinse to be standard. Not right away, of course, but after some cuddling and pillow tal...
by FreedomsPaladin
Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:26 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Get Full Consent For Sex In The UK.
Replies: 88
Views: 4162

It appears to me that a lot of the discord here has stemmed from there being two superficially similar but ultimately disparate debates going on at the same time. One is about whether or not there can be factors in a rape that shift some or all of the blame to the victim (and let me just go down on ...
by FreedomsPaladin
Sun Mar 12, 2006 2:04 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Would you let Unca Ghastly have his 'way' with you?
Replies: 103
Views: 3752

Thank heavens for this umbrella ... Mmm, that reminds me of a Harry Potter fanfic I tried to write one time, which involved the Room of Requirement and a lube waterfall. Speaking of which, what this party really needs is a lube fountain. A really big one, like the kind you find in the center of cit...
by FreedomsPaladin
Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:20 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Oh those whacky b/tards...
Replies: 38
Views: 6670

Oh my god, they photoshopped Ghastly! You b/tards!

Oh come on, someone had to say it.
by FreedomsPaladin
Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:03 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Kinsey for dummies
Replies: 10
Views: 414

The OKCupid test is simplified to the point of no longer being true. I'm a 5, not a 3 or a 4. Plus, the joy of the Kinsey scale is that it's pretty neutral. This test claims that there are different standards, as my result was "A 3 or 4 is a person who is relatively neutral to the possibility of gay...
by FreedomsPaladin
Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:53 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Smootchie.
Replies: 13
Views: 683

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