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Bad Touch - By Bloodhound Gang Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about Id appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that ...

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The Master himself awakened Alan early the next morning. He simply said, "it's time," and they obediently followed him out of the cell and over to the main house. He led them down a long corridor, in the West wing, through a large double door at the end. When they entered they saw the room was a wel...

Rules? Where we're going, we don't need rules.

*ehem*

It needs to be more rounded.

All I can say is, I told you so. I told every last fucking one of you. But noooooooo, nobody listens to me.

2 cm in diameter

Hello, I'm new here, though I've followed the comic for a long time, and have been following your exploits via LiveJournal for quite a few months now. I think you are a talented, frighteningly intelligent and quite strange man, and have nothing but respect for you, sir. Also, my girlfriend wants to...

That's allright. I don't subject myself to lose-lose situations. Since I always win, it might cause the universe to implode.

would you rather

A. shave a cat, force feed it a taco, and then masturbate onto it
B. shove 10 aluminum foil balls into your anus and subsequently mow a lawn naked

I'll take that stick figure Xom; HE IS AWESOME.

Fixed.

I'm sure the basement will be occupied by me, and a couple hundred bins of paperwork.

If I had the ability to give people throat cancer, I would use it on you.

I'm afraid it would be too odd if one of the cubes glowed eerily.

I need the power to delete retarded threads like these.

I am god.

[God has the last word]

Feeding me is sexy.

Tits, or GTFO.

That is a good way to lose a debate right there. And also a good sign that you have no idea what you are talking about.

I have the amazing talent to prepare the greatest salami sandwhich known to man. And also to Klingons.