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The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying swine! You've been playing golf!". Speaking of golf... Tiger Woods had decided to play in a small weekend tournament in Newfoundland, so he brought his car across on the ferry. After driving through the small town of Three Sisters, he stopped ...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked...

Anyway, please ignore this thread and don't bother me for a while. I'm sorry for the things I've said and did over the past few days. I've been irresponsible. I have no method to bother you, Vedius, unless you come to me. Don't be sorry, we all do dumb shit, it's what being our age is about. See yo...

Seems relevant to community interests.

I'm as fascinated by the concept of thinking you'll find someone by posting online as much as the content of the blog itself. Thanks for the read.

You people take waaaay too long to figure out masturbation. Though of course it's always funny to watch the other kids develop and figure out what genitals are for.

I dislike any sort of lube, natural or otherwise, for wanking. I tend to stimulate mostly the head and base(where it extends from groin if that's not clear, I think you could also consider prostate the base) of penis and don't bother with the shaft most of the time. Anything I've thought up or done ...

Great stuff, keep it comin'!

And here I was expecting a discussion on Huxley's book.

Nietzsche is arguably the 'best' IMO, however if you want the most important, I believe Machiavelli easily takes that title. If you look at discoursi, it's pretty easy to draw parallels between it and the US constitution especially, but pretty much all of the western democracies are influenced by th...

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, 'You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.' Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, 'OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?' 'No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.' So Dave and his boss f...

A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in serious financial difficulty. So desperate is he, that he decides only God can help him now. He goes to synagogue and prays hard. "Help me God", he wails, "I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please, just...

Good stuff, keep it up.

Holy shit it worked! I'm glad to know I did my part.

XD A Mathematician, a Physicist, and a Mechanical Engineer are involved in a study. The Professor tells them that they will be placed in one corner of a room. At the opposite corner of the room is this beautiful naked horny woman. "Each of you will be allowed to walk toward her but you can only go h...

That's terrible. I still laughed though. 1. Situtation: Drink fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front wet Cause: Mouth is not open while drinking or glassbeing applied to the wrong part of face Action: Buy another pint and practice in front of the mirror. Continue with as many pints as nec...

I was pleasantly amused with it overall, but some parts dragged on waaay too fucking long, and some of the pop culture stuff I was just out and out disgusted with.

The photomontage.