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My friend drank from a two liter bottle of watered down milk labelled "Jizzola". We captured the brilliance on tape and handed it in for a school project.<P>...And then we got in deep shit.

Bruce Springsteen wrote "Born in the USA" about how American soldiers, whom fought in 'Nam, were treated badly upon their return to the states, I believe. It isn't exactly a patriotic song in origin.<P>Sure, song's are fun to personalize and create your own interpretation...but I think that would've...

Chugging sperm? I don't think I've ever been more appalled! I feel sick to my stomach. This board is home to bunch of deviants and hoodlums!<P>I mean, honestly... who would in their right mind would ever even think of consuming jizz ?!?

ahem.<P>(ps-women and the gay community don't count)<P>

...am i the only one who was creeped the fuck out by phantasm?<P>i also believe night of the living dead is one of the best horror movies, too.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by BADGER:<P>I think there are two lessons here: Don't believe all those Coke stories you hear. And don't, for any reason, let a fly drink Roto-Rooter.
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...And knowing is half the battle! Yo Joe!
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The convention strips have been boss. But I did notice something missing; klingons.<P>Until today. <P>u guyz rulz.

more of a rambling, than a full-out list, but here goes:<P>mcfarlane's amazing spider-man ishes long halloween marvels kingdom come jla (especially the two green arrow issues) "change or die", stormwatch fred hembeck destroys the marvel universe ultimate x-men #1-6 squee! and yes, dark knight return...

i'd pay lottsa money to see a warp 9 movie starring...<P>usagi - jason lee
mofo - seth green
mangler - spike jonze
ken - one of the olson twins
bob - jack black
cap'n deth - chuck bronson
wongo- burt reynolds<P>because i have way too much time on my hands.

another list. gravy.<P>1. simpsons 2. buffy the vampire slayer 3. teenage mutant ninja turtles 4. degrassi 5. a-team 6. scooby-doo 7. ed 8. futurama 9. brisco county jr. 10. the ben stiller show (11. survivor)<P>worst show, that even the devil himself wouldn't be cruel enough to unleash on mankind, ...

...who wants to hear a pirate joke? well, too bad. 'cause i'm gonna tell it anyway...<P>so, a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. he walks up to the bartender and orders a pint.<P>the bartender gives 'em a funny look and asks...'hey, buddy, why do you gotta steering...

lists rock. here's ten favorites:<P>1. being john malkovich 2. e.t. 3. reservoir dogs 4. chasing amy 5. seven samurai 6. stand by me 7. jurrasic park 8. the shining 9. edward scissorhands 10. memento<P>fuckit. five more...<P>11. hudsucker proxy 12. rebel without a cause 13. bottlerocket 14. pleasant...

hmmm..<P>delayed internet comic strip!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Danger Kitty: <P>I love car movies that don't star Sylvester Stallone, or ----<P>before tonight, i had no intention of seeing that stallone-racing movie. however,in the trailer,i could be wrong, but i'm pretty sure i saw burt reynolds in there. cannonball run, all over ag...

manbeef.com<P>uhuh.

rumor has that the tick's not gonna start until september.<P>

speaking of weird things in movieland...<P>i wasn't the one who first noticed this, but y'know that movie that's coming out soon...with those french knights from the 12th century being transported into modern day new york? <P>how in hopping hell do french knights know how to speak english?!?<P>oh. a...

he's put out two fillerbunny mini-books, which aren't really worth buying. they're easy to flip through whilst in the comic store.<P>i also saw a fillerbunny squeeze toy. kinda like the spooky one.<P>jhonen should make a 'bad art collection' animated series.

"For the record, however, is there any group you folks don't want to see savagely beaten?"<P>pirates.<P>they live a suave life of cannonballin', eye-patch wearin', wooden-legged merriment. i wouldn't try n' start shit with them.<P>

hi. good work on the strip, guys. just one question, really... by chance, could your magnificent comic strip feature brash attacks on the elderly? i think it should. i often plot and scheme about doing mean things to the elderly. but, my condition prevents me from getting in close quarters with the ...