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On the twelfth day of Squidmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve sacks a-squirting Eleven beaks a-snapping Ten Humboldts flashing Nine suckers gripping Eight legs a-wiggling Seven siphons jetting Six Bobtails glowing Five tentacles Four cuttlefish Three Loligo Two chromataphores And my very own Archi...

I don't understand why so many girls hate gaming. I understand that some people just don't like them, but seriously, I saw in a poll somewhere that less than 20% of women own a video game versus something like 75% of guys. Ah well, what do we do. I don't pretend to speak for the entire gender, but ...

CottonStar wrote:You'd think someone would have commented on the "Loving Fist Of Christ" line by now. Or was it just too obvious?

Gave me Caligula flashbacks.

In the name of the Senate and the people of Rome, I've never been able to look at mashed potatoes in quite the same way.

Felicitations Unka Ghastly!

I don't have the proper costumes for either French Maid or Velma, but I could do something along "buxom corseted pirate wench" lines.

I used to have that same shirt!

well, until there was a slight accident involving Captain Morgan's and a tiki torch and some slight burnination.

I totally should have been born a Samoan.

Smokey! (Yay)

The obvious answer is that Chick Boy has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

It's quite hot where I live - I think it got up to 112 here back in July. I've found that the upside to living in a desert climate is that no one finds it odd if you become essentially nudist inside your home. This sort of reminds me of a story - I used to have a bf that kept the thermostat in his a...

I need that.


No really, I NEED that.

I'll wrassle Squidflakes for it, if I have to.

squidflakes wrote:

*might I add that she also fondles the tentacoo!

And pets the monkey!

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like tentacle rape My Xmas cards this year are going to feature tentacles. Not tentacle rape, because I do send them to religious-type people, but I figure tentacles is a good step. Much better than all the sappy crap you find at Hallmark, that's for sure. (I make my ...

errr.... going back to the topic. Kite-san and Goddessmisca there is a hello kit vib rator. http://www.newmoanyeah.com/2003-reviews/082503_hello_kitty_my_little_bedtime_friend.php I own one! Bought it for $15 at Akon 13. Still in its little plastic box, it sits next to my other bizarre possessions ...

It was suggested that I post the entire list, so here goes. The Pantheon of Modern (Small) Gods <b>Sterculus</b>, Lord of the John. We do not defile his temple, lest we suff from ass-splashers during every poop for the rest of our natural lives. <b>Sodomiticus</b>, God of Anal Chastity. We pray and ...

We're sorry Mario, but the Princess is in another castle, getting her lesbionic harmonics on.

She's dead sexy!

Ah, now Sterculus, Lord of the John has joined my pantheon of modern gods: Sodomiticus, God of Anal Chastity. We pray and make sacrifices to him that we might not be ass-raped. Raoul of the Fishes, God of Sprinkle Donuts. We sing the praises of Raoul of the Fishes whenever someone brings sprinkle do...

Actually, linguistic change is inevitable and healthy; if a language is completely static, it's a sure sign that the society is no longer accepting new influences. I agree... although unfortunately whenever I try to add words into the English language, like "squigy"(really nasty) "suckitude", or ot...

Error of Logic wrote:Well, have a nice time and remember to put on sunblock, then.

Use Crisco. You won't get burned, because when you start to sizzle, it's time to move your ass.

(I love Lewis Black soooo much...)

Ghastly, I demand Ribbit-King hentai.. not because I've played it, but because I'm in a hentai demanding mood. And yes, Animal Crossing was fucking addictive like herion laced with crack. Did you ever notice that in Animal Crossing, they gave you an axe, they gave you a shovel, they gave you open f...

It's not as intense as tasering, by any means. It's much more akin to those glowing balls they sell at Brookstone, and the Discovery Store, the kind with the glowing tentacles of light. When you touch them, the hair stands up on your arms, but it doesn't hurt at all. Not until you ground yourself on...

You can see an extensive collection of vibrators dating back to 1869 at http://www.goodvibes.com . Playboy's "The Century of Sex" also has a interesting and informative look at the history of vibrators and sex toys in general.