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Hey. The buttons rock. Just thought I'd let you know. Cause I know. Cause I'm smooth like that. I wear one on my red plaid shirt every time I wear it, just cause I always forget to take it (the button) off when I take the shirt off. And it's always survived the washings. It's a high, high, HIGH qual...

When I was a wee lad, I bought a Snickers bar and almost cracked a tooth 'cause there was a chunk of wood stuck in along with the chocolate and peanuts and all that other junk. That was very annoying. It turned me off of Snickers for a while. Like, two days.

I kinda like the idea of Bog Brother, myself. Kinda like Swamp Thing, except friendlier, and helps you with your homework, and wrestles with you. Except he's all gooey, and you have to take showers after playing full-contact sports with him.<P>There's a completely different route to take this, too, ...

This post's worth its weight in gold, just for the irony.<P>Goddamn shame it technically doesn't weigh anything...

They're both wrong.<P>I just returned from an asteroid that's stuck in orbit around Mars. There's a comet with a trajectory bound to smash into said asteroid. When this happens, the asteroid will speed towards earth. No great worry, right? By the time the comet smashes into it and it burns up in orb...

...heh...<P>cute.

Actually, I just checked to see Warp 9's status on Stile's Top 50, and it's nowhere to be found. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

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Ummmm......yeah......

Hey, I were you, I'd hope and pray it's gone for good, 'cause that way you have the honor of having the first post on the Warp 9 Forum.

These Baby Jesus buttplugs remind me of a scene from <i>The Exorcist</i> where Linda Blair repeatedly stabs herself in the crotch with a cross while screaming "LET JESUS FUCK ME!"<P>Classic cinema, man.<P>And the <a href="http://www.capalert.com/">CAP Alert</a> didn't find that movie offensive at al...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by violentmae: <B>You guys have no idea what we go through do you........</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>By "we" I'm gonna assume you mean females. To which I reply: SPIT. There are other alternatives to swallowing, y'know. ...

I hate it when murder's not legal.<P>I hate it when you don't know where the people you want to murder live. Makes it kinda hard to murder them.<P>I hate it when you actually have a conscience that prevents you from murdering people anyway.<P>Kinda ruins the whole desire to murder.<P>---------------...

Young was at his peak with CSNY. It's been downhill since then. He has an occassional moment of greatness, but overall he's nothing to write home about.

Jesus, I've talked about chugging choad <b>WAYYYY</b> too much in the last 24 hours...<P>------------------

I think your sister's pretty.

Alright, yesterday's Warp 9 with Ken chugging the sperm was just funny. I got a big laugh out of it and moved on. But today's edition of Warp 9's gonna stick with me a little longer, if only because it's so absurd. Good one, kids.<P>------------------
---<P>I think your sister's pretty.

Whatever wrongs they did throughout the show were erased near the end when they had Clint Eastwood do the last spoken word bit, and Willie Nelson... well... Willie tried to do his thing, but those goddamn celebrities got in the way. Point being, who's more American then Clint and Willie? No one's mo...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by j: <B>If you think about it, bible-banging evangelists like Falwell and Robertson are very similar to the right-wing Muslim groups that are to blame for this whole mess. The only difference is, they don't have any...

$75.00, if only 'cause I'm a big fan of blasphemy.

Oooooo. You dirty rat. Well, I was wondering where my personal limit was, and I believe I've found it. Unless anyone else comes forward with stones (and a heart, of course) big enough to give more than a hundred fifty clams, it's yours. Well-played, ol' chap.

$125.00