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Do tentacle monsters even have prostates? I suppose they have anuses, as evidenced by the chick-boy toilet paper strip, but I'm unsure where their prostates would be.

- Mel

Ahhhh the 1911, probably one of the finest handguns ever made. Classic design, unchanged after nearly 100 years (refined yes, but not changed), reliable, accurate, and an all around *better* gun on average. We were discussing concealment options and the joke was that I could carry it in a shoulder ...

I went shooting after the reception, and had great fun trying out Tony's (husband's friend) 1911 and CZ-75. I found out that I oddly prefer .45 to 9mm in terms of handling and kickback. The larger frame and longer barrel of the 1911 probably helped, as did the slower round, but the 9mm was giving me...

http://www.thebrokenlink.org/images/wedding01.jpg http://www.thebrokenlink.org/images/wedding02.jpg http://www.thebrokenlink.org/images/wedding03.jpg http://www.thebrokenlink.org/images/wedding04.jpg Here's some instant pictures taken with a digital camera - the film pictures haven't been developed...

I'm sitting here at the computer in my wedding dress, garter and veil.

Wish me good luck at the courthouse.

- Mel

I wouldn't mind going to a burlesque show though where the performers actually dance, sing, and tease (think of the Jessica Rabbit number from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, only ending with the Full Mindy) instead of just wave their crotch in your face. I think there's a burlesque in Toronto. They have ...

One of the girls basically complained about having small boobies, when she stopped to talk with me, and I go, "well, you want to see mine?" So I uncharacteristically POP my shirt open. It's got snaps, after all. She ges an eyeful of real D cups, then gets another girl over to look, and she smooches ...

I went to a strip club today, had a great time.

I'd post in greater detail, but I'm kinda tired. All I can say is dancers seem to love having a heavily-tipping woman in the audience.

- Mel

The sensation can only be described in abstract, since I can't put words to the specific and literal experience of the dream... But it was always the sensation of being overwhelmed by a totality of something that would not be bad in moderation. I used to have those nightmares too. I also incidental...

Here's a recipe for beef and beer stew. I typed this up while slightly tipsy on Sam Adams wheat and cherry, so it may be incoherent. Mel's Beef And Beer Stew (serves about four. Or two hungry piggies, with leftovers for lunch tomorrow) You need: Two large potatoes. (I mean large hyooge large potatoe...

I'd have dressed as Freddy except I'm getting wedded in four days and can't scrounge up a costume as I've already spent on my wedding gear. That and the red hair wouldn't match my wedding dress. However I carved up two pumpkins and bought candy so if the neighbor kids come over for trick or treat I ...

Also you know the spray or spread on depilatory creams? NEVER get them on your pubes.

- Mel

Where's the option for "All of the above"?

- Mel

Other posters have the whole sex thing well in hand (so to speak), so I'm going to chime in on the age aspect. Given your relative maturity and intelligence, I don't think you're too young for him. S'long as he's a nice boy with a sense of decency (sounds like he might have a little TOO much of the ...

I've overdone the prickly heat powder thing. Oddly the fiance thinks it's great for when he chafes his ballsack. (He has big balls. He goes commando. Happens a lot more than you'd think.) There was this one forum I posted on where a poster came back after making habareno sauce, and asked how to get ...

Mel - THANK YOU!!!! This is exactly what i mean. Words of wisdom.... thank you. All of this seems to apply except the lube... hooboy when aroused i make a lot of juices. Very quickly too. Once i masturbated for like... an hour... and there was only a bit of soreness but not from chafing. The stalli...

Mel,i actually appreciate that level of detail.... i need all the advice i can get so i would like to try new things. I'm also on antidepressants.. i'm wondering if that has something to do with my difficulty in orgasm? Jackalope, that really sucks... getting broken when tryingto get off can't be f...

I just finished making my own veil - it's a 48 in diameter circle of tulle gathered in the middle for a cascading hem effect, stitched to a cheap hairband from Claire's, with silk flower and ribbon embellishments (to hide the fact that I stitched it onto a cheap hairband from Claire's). Don't you lo...

jackalope wrote:Oooh, and if they made this one as a vibrator, I'd be all over it in a second.

You could try holding a powerful bullet or egg vibe against the holding-end of it. I use something like that with my Feeldoe (pre-vibe iteration) for maximum thrills.

- Mel

Shortening is also partially hydrogenated oils; very similar to margarine. The only ingredient of Crisco is "Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil". They, of course, both have their places. Shortening has a leg up in certain kinds of baking because it is water-free. A combo of half lard and half short...