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by Nathan_Hoffmann
Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:13 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Continuity
Replies: 20
Views: 3573

Re: Damn perspective.

Sparafucile wrote:Something about the stairs in today's comic bends my brain. I keep seeing the portions that should be perpendicular to the floor as parallel to it, so it looks like SEG is getting ready to walk up a wall.
::Looks at stairs again::

Thanks a lot, jerk. :(
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Wed Jan 26, 2005 3:40 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: TMI
Replies: 10
Views: 2248

Re: further exploitation

pzambert wrote:
Quetzi wrote:No. Nobody gets it.
*puts on lab coat and glasses*

butter can be a euphemism for semen (aka cum, jizz, spooge, penis pudding).
You forgot "baby batter".
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:51 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Where'd the last comic go?
Replies: 35
Views: 7464

Where'd the last comic go?

You know, the one with Arty hurling his harp. I remember it being the most rescent one yesterday, but now when I go back and forth in the archives, I find nothing.
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:49 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: eh. medium evil
Replies: 26
Views: 6034

You could have been holding him under.

Now that's comedy. :)
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Wed Nov 10, 2004 4:26 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: An evil monologue?
Replies: 20
Views: 4815

Re: Or am I inflatable?

entrophy wrote:On the plus side, from the major event point of view, I'm almost done with this damn fort thing.
So when's one of them gonna die?! :o
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:39 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: The last frame of today's comic is the funniest thing ever!
Replies: 2
Views: 1267

The last frame of today's comic is the funniest thing ever!

I think it's Andrew's pose that does it.
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:37 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: PUN!
Replies: 16
Views: 2965

Notlob!
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Mon Oct 04, 2004 7:19 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: PUN!
Replies: 16
Views: 2965

That's not a pun at all, dummy! :x


::Braces for pain::
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:27 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: It's soooooo right that Andrew would be teaching that game
Replies: 4
Views: 1612

It's soooooo right that Andrew would be teaching that game

He looooooooves his Princes of the Renaissance. That man's obsessed.

Altough, War of the Ring might be the new reigning champion.
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Fri Sep 03, 2004 6:36 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: i'm bored; entertain me
Replies: 110
Views: 18368

Re: Buckle buckle.

I will say, for reasons I'm not going into, that I learned recently that they no longer make straight jackets. Apparently medication is now favored over physical restraints. What about the prestidigitation market? Will no one think of them?! Hahahaha! That was a good one! You are the funniest ever!...
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:00 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: i'm bored; entertain me
Replies: 110
Views: 18368

Re: Buckle buckle.

Sparafucile wrote:I will say, for reasons I'm not going into, that I learned recently that they no longer make straight jackets. Apparently medication is now favored over physical restraints.
What about the prestidigitation market? Will no one think of them?!
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Wed Sep 01, 2004 9:09 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: i'm bored; entertain me
Replies: 110
Views: 18368

My Hamtaro trumps your Barney.
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:02 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Favorites
Replies: 10
Views: 2232

God I'm lame. I JUST figured out the "sprite comic" pun. :(
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Sat Aug 21, 2004 7:04 am
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: I'm a sad little man.
Replies: 16
Views: 3689

I'm a sad little man.

I continue to check the comic every monday, wednesday, and friday even though I know that it won't be updated due to GenCon. Somebody get me a life. :( Oh, and as a side note, I introduced OUaT to the message board where I generally post, and it was received very well. At least 4 people specifically...
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:53 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: uhhhhhh...........
Replies: 7
Views: 1392

I vote that Shirk has just discovered the squirrel's hiding place.
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:49 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: About new comic
Replies: 40
Views: 5573

Bah. The Xbox controllers are big, but at least the layout made sense.

What did The B button do to make Nintendo hate it, and how good is A's agent?
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Tue Jul 27, 2004 5:13 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Favorites
Replies: 10
Views: 2232

I agree with the other Nathan. Roeper's a choad, and thus #349 is my god.
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:58 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: #107
Replies: 65
Views: 10049

Re: no, green!

pzambert wrote:last year no one saw it cuz we stayed home to hand out candy to NO FUCKING CHILDREN. stupid paranoid parents about anthrax... whatever.
Especially stupid because there has never been a random poisoning of Halloween candy in recorded history.
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:37 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: About new comic
Replies: 40
Views: 5573

The fact that the Gamecube has the worst controller in the history of console gaming doesn't help.

I ended up returning my Gamecube copy and getting a PS2 copy. The controls are much more appropriate.
by Nathan_Hoffmann
Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:20 pm
Forum: Once Upon A Table
Topic: Why do you read OUAT?
Replies: 6
Views: 1209

One can never have enough avenues with which to laugh at Andrew.