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by Carlin
Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:52 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Gaming Galeanthropy
Replies: 51
Views: 2808

Re: Gaming Galeanthropy

Recently picked up Mercenaries 2. The AI is dodgy, there's a handful of non-game breaking glitches, the combat varies in difficulty from disgustingly easy to annoyingly difficult, and the story won't capture you in the very least. Haven't gotten very far yet though... But this is freaking Mercenarie...
by Carlin
Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:12 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: A twist on the normal Nigerian trust fund scam.
Replies: 21
Views: 2879

Re: A twist on the normal Nigerian trust fund scam.

Steverules wrote:Woot woot you're rich. All I got was affordable viagra and penis enlargement pills.


All I got was pen enlargement pills...





...wanna trade? I'll even throw in some monkey nipples.
by Carlin
Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:47 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: New "naked" thread (watch out, NSFW)
Replies: 1401
Views: 57786

Re: New "naked" thread (watch out, NSFW)

D:






:shifty:





:eyebrow:







You win.
by Carlin
Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:09 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What DID America contribute?
Replies: 171
Views: 11132

Re: What DID America contribute?

CaptainClaude wrote:see i really can't stand chinese food in the UK, but the US, it's a whole other matter



Confirmation! See? We're awesome, case closed. Who wants chop suey? I got fortune cookies!
by Carlin
Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:47 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What DID America contribute?
Replies: 171
Views: 11132

Re: What DID America contribute?

Chinese food.







...Yes I'm being serious. That stuff is freaking awesome, but if you actually go to China it's a whole new world. But screw accuracy, I'll take my damn General Tso's chicken and LIKE IT.
by Carlin
Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:30 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: The Official Livejournal Substitute Thread!
Replies: 2182
Views: 155843

Re: The Official Livejournal Substitute Thread!

Crowd, anyone?





...I was bored! And until I find my damn pencils I can't make a proper avatar.
by Carlin
Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:50 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: CG Fantasy Jam (Solo)
Replies: 105
Views: 6382

Re: CG Fantasy Jam (Solo)

I feel a need to weigh in for some reason... Ignore me at will. In fact I almost recommend it. (let this die) The jams in my memory that have really taken off were never started by any one person. They started themselves . For example, Keenreality started as a "Hey this idea would be kinda cool" com...
by Carlin
Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:13 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Spore...
Replies: 26
Views: 2484

Re: Spore...

For me, it's a discouragement. I'll probably never run into the issue, or I'll completely forget about Spore long before it does become an issue. (I occasionally develop minor ADD or something, because I hop between games faster than a hooker can go down) If I'm bored and Spore is looking like the o...
by Carlin
Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Ubiquitous YouTube.com Thread
Replies: 1124
Views: 22106

Not sure if this has been passed around here yet, but Zero Punctuation has me turning into a fanboy. It's not Youtube but it's Game Reviews in a video. No not serious game reviews. You won't find deep insightful commentary regarding the merits of quality games, but instead the ranting of one cynical...
by Carlin
Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Pants? Not required
Replies: 9
Views: 417

Pfft... Like that ever stopped me. Just look for the police reports.
by Carlin
Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Pants? Not required
Replies: 9
Views: 417

...Yes.



...HELL
YES...


I APPROVE!
by Carlin
Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:55 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Take a science quiz!
Replies: 60
Views: 3344

B+, 88% I'm happy with that. Missed one or two for silly reasons, cuz my head sometimes sees the answer coming to it, watches it pass right by me, then wave as it continues along. :P I swear when I was taking pre-tests for my GED a few people thought I was mildly retarded or held back when they firs...
by Carlin
Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Bonne année 2008
Replies: 17
Views: 603

Bob Barker bobble head demands blood! ...while sleeping

KWill wrote:
Cope wrote:I've spent almost every New Year's Eve this decade on the Internet. I'm not sure if sleeping is a step up or a step down.
I think its about level, since neither activities help in the war against the sewer elves.
A well rested army marches without end, and kills without end!


...until nap time.
by Carlin
Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Bonne année 2008
Replies: 17
Views: 603

Bob Barker bobble head decrees sleep is good!

I'd say a step up. Sleep is good. Embrace it, love it. Only when you lack it 8 days out of the week do you realize getting a solid night's sleep is so very very precious. Or even a solid day's sleep for me... I can't do it. I've seriously considered starting medication to help me sleep. Sleep is goo...
by Carlin
Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Resolutions & Goals for 2008
Replies: 81
Views: 5808

You know... I missed that. I really did.

How's that collection going anyway? Police on to you yet?
by Carlin
Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Bonne année 2008
Replies: 17
Views: 603

*drops pants*

I slept through it! I got an extra day off work because the place I clean is closed new year's day. Since this left me awake with nothing to do late at night, I had all the privacy in the world. A full night to devote to whatever shenanigans I wanted and get something done. Or party in celebration ...
by Carlin
Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Resolutions & Goals for 2008
Replies: 81
Views: 5808

-Find out what is slowly turning me into a jaded, cynical, misanthropic prick. -Do absolutely nothing for the above. -Realize I liked myself better the old way. -Go insane with realization the last 8 years of my life have can be charitably described as "pointless". -Return to normal self with that ...
by Carlin
Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:34 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Resolutions & Goals for 2008
Replies: 81
Views: 5808

-Find out what is slowly turning me into a jaded, cynical, misanthropic prick. -Do absolutely nothing for the above. -Realize I liked myself better the old way. -Go insane with realization the last 8 years of my life have can be charitably described as "pointless". -Return to normal self with that p...
by Carlin
Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:08 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Stupid Effing Holidays!
Replies: 45
Views: 966

*snip!* Also I'm waist deep in snow, so fun! ;_; ...There was once a time... When I loved the snow. Loved it so very very much. A white winter wonderland bringing fond warm memories of childhood and simple times. Now when that lovely fluffy white snow caresses the earth, I cannot help but feel sadn...
by Carlin
Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:49 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Stupid Effing Holidays!
Replies: 45
Views: 966

Christmas seems subdued this year. Perhaps it is just me growing cynical and jaded. It seems subdued to me as well, but I sleep most of the day, and my nights are spent working while listening to an MP3 player with the volume maxed to drown out the horrible Christmas music playing overhead. It's be...