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by Squirrelly61104
Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:54 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: A child.
Replies: 33
Views: 12095

AAaeeaiiheeaiyahh!

Tom Mazanec:
I was thinking...what if the child learns some of the techniques of lux developed over the centuries by the Racconans? With their knowledge and his power....
Can you say,
Tarzan, of the Rac Conan! XD
AAHHH eeeyah HEEYAHH EEEE- Cough, cough, wheeze. :P
by Squirrelly61104
Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:59 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Second Base(24 Nov '06)
Replies: 38
Views: 6764

Dirty mind

allan_ecker:
Heh, not Eliza and Sissy! They ran right over the pitcher's mound to second.
For gay females making out, wouldn't running over that particular piece of the pitchers anatomy qualify as a home run? :shucks:
by Squirrelly61104
Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:22 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Second Base(24 Nov '06)
Replies: 38
Views: 6764

Eternal question

Yes, but this begs the eternal question...
Who's on first?
XD
by Squirrelly61104
Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:11 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Hmph well 11/17
Replies: 35
Views: 4226

Prototagonist

Ah! A new protagonist! :D
No doubt, a cheerful friendly soul who will spread cheer and happiness, wherever she goes! :D
:P :P
iiieergh... or... not. :o
by Squirrelly61104
Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:09 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Why are both parties so stupid!?
Replies: 94
Views: 10449

Back on topic

Remember those cheesy movies where two peoples brains get switched? I'm personally curious as to exactly when that happened with our parties. The Republicans are, traditionally, the hard nosed realist, economically responsible, small government side. The Democrats are, traditionally, the bright eyed...
by Squirrelly61104
Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:46 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: October 28: A warn-out welcome
Replies: 24
Views: 2765

Adventurers

Boy: Hey, Ma! We got adventurers in the barn! Woman: Again?!? Your pa just sprayed for 'em last week! I swear, we need to put up screens or something. What is it this time? Paladins? Boy: Judging from the hat, I think a ranger and a halfling. Woman: Well they better not have any rings on them, other...
by Squirrelly61104
Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:37 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: October 28: A warn-out welcome
Replies: 24
Views: 2765

meow?

Hey, Ma!
We're gonna need a bigger cat!
:o :o :o
by Squirrelly61104
Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:31 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Story Even longer than yours
Replies: 21
Views: 1063

Say it!

What're the chances some halfling thief like me would find what great scholars and kingdoms couldn't? Now, say money will start falling from the sky, my psychic friend. Say it! Say ay ay ay ay iiiiiit? You know, somewhere along the way, they're gonna go cup hunting. Here's a thought to ponder. You'...
by Squirrelly61104
Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:44 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Sam!!!
Replies: 33
Views: 2773

Laff

Talk about your basic 'laughing at death'.
:roll:
by Squirrelly61104
Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:05 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Snif snif?
Replies: 52
Views: 5187

Little.. hairy... women....

As if I'd ogle something that looked like a giant newborn rodent.
For some reason, the deleted drinking game scene from Return of the King popped into my head.
As Gimli slowly sinks under the table, he happily mutters something about swimming with 'little, hairy wimmen'. :ick: :twisted:
by Squirrelly61104
Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:01 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Water-wing and a Prayer
Replies: 11
Views: 1109

Insurance

Just in passing, I got the insurance check yesterday. According to Illinois state law, when a cars repair costs exceed 1/3 the total value of the car the insurance company is required to just write it off as a total loss. :cry: On the plus side, and it's a big one, what the insurance company estimat...
by Squirrelly61104
Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:33 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Snif snif?
Replies: 52
Views: 5187

sniff

Of course, with a snout like that, Quentyn also probably has a much more sensitive sense of smell. I don't remeber the exact numbers, but I remember hearing that dogs have many times the chemical sensors in their snouts than humans do, allowing them to identify scents much better. As for 'no peeking...
by Squirrelly61104
Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:02 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Water-wing and a Prayer
Replies: 11
Views: 1109

Thanks, anyway

I thought the prayer in question came from this strip (it's not the psalm) . Thanks anyway. Maybe I read it in a book somewhere. It didn't sound biblical so much as Christian, if you get my drift. Anyway, I actually hope the insurance just writes off the car. It will be a lot less hassle than taking...
by Squirrelly61104
Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:43 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Water-wing and a Prayer
Replies: 11
Views: 1109

Water-wing and a Prayer

This has been driving me nuts all night, and I hope someone can help. I am fairly sure, somewhere in the Questor stories there is a short prayer Quentyn utters, just before battle, that basically says "While I may not have time to think of you God, I trust you will be thinking of me." Could someone ...
by Squirrelly61104
Sat Sep 02, 2006 12:23 pm
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Far out man...
Replies: 12
Views: 873

Hellloooo

I dunno why, but I am reminded of the scene from 'Look Who's Talking', where the woman in labor is given a pain killer. Cut to the fetus, who is saying 'hellloooo mister hannnnnnd'. :lol: Any way, maybe Sheldon is messing with her head? On the ohter hand, at least it looks like a mellow stoned, rath...
by Squirrelly61104
Thu Aug 24, 2006 5:04 pm
Forum: NPC
Topic: Curses
Replies: 37
Views: 3585

Pock

Spider 'rac
Spider 'rac
Throws a web
and it goes 'Pock'


Sorry.
Random silliness.
Carry on.
:D
by Squirrelly61104
Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:43 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Curses
Replies: 37
Views: 3585

Curses

Elf: You're going to curse me now, aren't you. Squirrelly61104: Side note: for those of you unfamiliar with Ralphs elves but want to feel sympathy for her: If I recall my Uber-CD correctly, life has not so much handed her lemons as loaded a siege cannon with over ripe lemons and shot at her with th...
by Squirrelly61104
Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:49 am
Forum: NPC
Topic: Light My Fire
Replies: 17
Views: 584

Awwwwkward

Somewhat awkward, starting a conversation here. Quentyn: So, steal any interesting backpacks lately? alternatively Do not meddle in the affairs of questors, for their ways are deep and they are quick to flambe' you. :twisted: Side note: for those of you unfamiliar with Ralphs elves but want to feel ...
by Squirrelly61104
Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:37 pm
Forum: Nip and Tuck
Topic: Plucky Young Stowaway
Replies: 24
Views: 1959

Oh lord

Can we do that again?
Oh lord.
There's two of them.
:o
Tuck Todd:
Behold, mah descent into hell.
by Squirrelly61104
Mon Aug 21, 2006 3:37 am
Forum: Under the Lemon Tree
Topic: Gas who?
Replies: 37
Views: 4121

Question

Annnd the million dollar question no one has asked is:
How will the happy gas affect the posse?
Do we really want to deal with a high Velvet?
Maybe a new posse member? (giggles the rubber otter?)