Hmm fair enough how's the fact that it gives the disturbing vibe of fucking a five year old when there's no pubes? Plus if you forget to keep it going that's a hell of a place to get friction burned by stubble.
Oh come on now pubes are great fun everyone should have fro down there as far as I'm concerned. Becasu pubes pubes pubes make the world go round(a musical note doohickey should go here to state that I'm singing but hell if I know where that is on a keyboard)