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by Christwriter
Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:21 pm
Forum: Archives
Topic: Revenge of the unhappy thread.
Replies: 1873
Views: 259715

My Dad's got me in yet another fun moral/medical delimia. I've got a cold that seems to be more than just a cold. It started normal enough, but now I'm dizzy, a little giddy, with a funny tight feeling around my chest and a completely non-productive cough that doesn't feel right. I visited with my s...
by Christwriter
Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:27 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 40 Most Hilariously Bad Rob Liefield comic Panels
Replies: 124
Views: 8714

... The funniest part of the dick joke is that in proportion to a full sized human, it's still danged small. Welcome back! Actually just for reference, any human male with a package that exceeds the size of his head (the one on his shoulders) has definate bragging rights. He also has to fear erecti...
by Christwriter
Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 40 Most Hilariously Bad Rob Liefield comic Panels
Replies: 124
Views: 8714

...

The funniest part of the dick joke is that in proportion to a full sized human, it's still danged small.
by Christwriter
Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Oh no... kill me now
Replies: 27
Views: 2676

There is no god.

(just kidding. But still, that was my first reaction, and that's coming from ME.)

CW
by Christwriter
Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: 40 Most Hilariously Bad Rob Liefield comic Panels
Replies: 124
Views: 8714

I find it ironic that my first post back here in...well, forever, is on Rob Liefeild. I would also like to point out that the gallery on his website is much, much worse. My two favorites are his fantastic Escher like perspective (hint: legs don't work that way) and an extrodinarly painful example of...
by Christwriter
Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:34 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Ah...CG
Replies: 74
Views: 5607

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Nothing says "OVER HERE LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME TALK TO ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" like an "I'm back" thread. Though now that I think about it, I guess "I'm new here" and "I'm leaving FOREVER" threads say that too... EITHER WAY, you're all pandering! Stop it!...
by Christwriter
Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Movie Cliches We Love and Hate
Replies: 282
Views: 11857

The music. I HATE horror and suspense movie's musical scores, especially horror films. Once, just ONCE I want the teenaged fluffy blond heroine to walk down the hallway with light, fluffy music, right up to when the whatever-the-hell-it-is jumps out at her. I can buy tense music when the scene is ac...
by Christwriter
Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:20 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Dear Comic Genesis,
Replies: 82
Views: 6448

This reminds me of a travel game we had when I was a kid called Roadkill Bingo. Although you get no points for making your own. :P That wouldn't work well down here. We have armadillo here. And EVERYBODY knows, the Texas Armadillo is born dead on the side of the road. The live ones are profane impo...
by Christwriter
Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: AVP: Requiem - it won't suck?
Replies: 76
Views: 4890

Odds are, I probably will wind up seeing it. Against my will. Chained down by flying banana monkeys. (I have no idea where the banana-monkeys will come from, but they'll probably be there). The only person who can afford to GO to movies right now is my dad, and the money vote always wins. And he'll ...
by Christwriter
Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: ?..Hell the what
Replies: 39
Views: 3938

‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉P
Ok...this is really weird. Makes it very hard for me to proffread what I'm typing.

Coolness.

CW
by Christwriter
Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:30 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Ah...CG
Replies: 74
Views: 5607

Jim: Well...I'll try to stick around here more than I do there. It's gotten kinda...WEIRD there.

Beth: Well, Now I'm back and I'm gonna try to stay this time. I swear.


MM: SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!


CW
by Christwriter
Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Ah...CG
Replies: 74
Views: 5607

Ah...CG

I spent about five minutes trying to figure out where to start. Finally gave up and hit "new topic"

'cause GOD have I missed this place. :D

CW
by Christwriter
Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: This may not be true...But oh god if it is :D
Replies: 62
Views: 3786

...if this is true, it is the ulitmate proof that there is a loving God in the universe, and that He listens to the prayers of little girls.

PLEASE let it be true. When your movies are worse than Sci-Fi Channel Origionals, it's BAD.

CW
by Christwriter
Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:56 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: Revenge of the unhappy thread.
Replies: 1873
Views: 259715

Yes, you get them automatically. However, potential clients still want to see a registered copyright as proof that the image is yours. Everybody I've talked to and everything I've read about selling art to 'em or even just selling prints through a local store says they want to see registered copyrig...
by Christwriter
Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:30 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Potluck Courtesy - ftw!
Replies: 42
Views: 3397

Sausage balls. Sausage meat (not the pre-processed links. THis is just the meat), cheese, spices and bisquick. Kneed it together forever until all the bisquick is in the meat, turn it into little balls and bake it. They're delicious.

CW
by Christwriter
Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:24 am
Forum: Archives
Topic: Revenge of the unhappy thread.
Replies: 1873
Views: 259715

*camps out in the unhappy thread with an entire six pack of Mt. Dew and her cat* My Dad promised to give my Mom money for her weekly treck to Houston so she can finish her digree and get me and my brother away from Dad (for many reasons, this is a very long story. Don't ask unless you have a few hou...
by Christwriter
Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:13 am
Forum: Community Get-Togethers
Topic: Official 2007 St. Louis Comic Cookout Thread (05-09-2007)
Replies: 752
Views: 71798

Finally got home-home a couple hours ago. Went up to see my kitty and once again, promptly fell asleep.

But yeah. Back home safe.

CW
by Christwriter
Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:22 pm
Forum: Community Get-Togethers
Topic: Official 2007 St. Louis Comic Cookout Thread (05-09-2007)
Replies: 752
Views: 71798

Got back to Houston safely. I'd say "home" but I'm actually at my grandmothers. Mom+company are still painting their garage. I should get home by sometime tomorrow. ...first thing I did when I saw a bed was sit down on it and wake up three hours later. No real memory of laying down. Just went sort o...
by Christwriter
Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:56 am
Forum: Community Get-Togethers
Topic: Official 2007 St. Louis Comic Cookout Thread (05-09-2007)
Replies: 752
Views: 71798

American Airlines flight 1680 will arrive at 9:50 pm on Thursday. I am overjoyed to be going up there. :D Sorry I haven't been very on top of this stuff, guys. Things have just been...actually, things have stayed pretty much the same for the past year. That's a very, very bad thing. Ah, well. At lea...
by Christwriter
Tue May 01, 2007 5:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: So you want to own a Harem
Replies: 53
Views: 3141

rkolter wrote: A harem - The ultimate trophy wife storage closet, maintained by your mom.
For some reason, this sentance makes me giggle hystarically.

CW