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by Maximuscoolman
Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:14 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Identity crisis
Replies: 10
Views: 1955

Identity crisis

Did anyone else notice Alex call Pierce Alex before he discretely corrected himself? :p
by Maximuscoolman
Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:29 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Copping A Feel, Part 2
Replies: 11
Views: 1256

Whereas I made a female avatar first time, Aspartane Koken but I'm not on much.
by Maximuscoolman
Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:13 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: The "Say something vile about the previous poster" Thread ®
Replies: 68
Views: 476

The king of the Morlocks is so insecure about his manhood that he has to tell us of what he gets up to with his girlfriend in pretty much every post to convince us he's a man and has sex with girls.
by Maximuscoolman
Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:15 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Copping A Feel, Part 2
Replies: 11
Views: 1256

Shades of second life there I think.
by Maximuscoolman
Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:20 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: coping a fell felling mutal?
Replies: 12
Views: 1281

Haha, this is the Umlaut house I know and love, excellent.
by Maximuscoolman
Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:28 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Pierce so happy!
Replies: 14
Views: 1563

Lets not forget Alex is a jock. Even if he is a pretty kitty gay jock, jocks still don't have a good record for treating there partners well. Pierce will probably end up realising that there's more to relationships than having a crush on someone and be back to his normal teenage self.
by Maximuscoolman
Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:23 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Post Your Desktop Screenshot
Replies: 78
Views: 412

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Man I'm leet.
by Maximuscoolman
Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:26 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Your first computer porn.
Replies: 66
Views: 13136

I found the fisting porn my Dad had left in the downloads folder when I was 14, I didn't go to bed before 4am for weeks.
by Maximuscoolman
Wed May 31, 2006 6:01 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: the sexy thread
Replies: 2900
Views: 140257

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by Maximuscoolman
Thu May 04, 2006 2:59 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Figure this one out
Replies: 16
Views: 182

You might dye your hair pink and then sit on your bed against the wall and dye the wall pink too.
by Maximuscoolman
Tue May 02, 2006 3:10 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: This week's comic.
Replies: 10
Views: 107

Re: This week's comic.

I just had to take the time and register to offer my compliments on this week's comic. I thought it was very funny. ... It does however raise a few very disturbing questions about this little tradition in Cosplay girl's family, since she refers to it as a 'big chocolate cock', is it like, naturally...
by Maximuscoolman
Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:50 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: joy of cooking
Replies: 12
Views: 163

I came across some message board once all about cooking with semen. A google search suggests it was http://www.cookingwithcum.com but it's not there any more...
by Maximuscoolman
Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:49 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: In case people don't read Allan's LJ...
Replies: 20
Views: 2814

Aha, so it IS a good thing he's stopped reading.
by Maximuscoolman
Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:17 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: To celebrate anal sex
Replies: 107
Views: 3467

There, this thread is no longer confined to a time frame and has already been called the official Umlaut House buttsecks thread, how can you expect it to die?
by Maximuscoolman
Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:21 pm
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: To celebrate anal sex
Replies: 107
Views: 3467

Getting mine has been postponed for financial reasons but I actually have a sexual partner now so maybe I'll be able to add here soon.
by Maximuscoolman
Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:29 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Well... Guess what
Replies: 30
Views: 248

Excellent, it must be a spring thing. I even got laid myself the other day, there's truly hope for anyone.
by Maximuscoolman
Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:18 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Do you know Queen Anne?
Replies: 90
Views: 552

She swallows and never spits.
by Maximuscoolman
Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:38 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I hate Insomnia
Replies: 28
Views: 4816

I haven't slept in 3 days. sure i take little naps between the hours of 3 and 6 am. but for the most part i get no sleep.

I'm not on any drugs.
Sounds like you could do with some drugs.
by Maximuscoolman
Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:41 am
Forum: Umlaut House
Topic: Haunted (GRAPHIC CONTENT! NOT FOR CHILDREN!)
Replies: 4
Views: 437

But the piece that stands out the most, without a doubt, is Guts, the story about Saint Gut-Free. People faint when Palahniuk reads this story out loud! When I first read it, I felt like I had to either faint or vomit, but I managed to keep it together. This story is about three cases of masturbati...
by Maximuscoolman
Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:06 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Get Full Consent For Sex In The UK.
Replies: 88
Views: 685