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Did anyone else notice Alex call Pierce Alex before he discretely corrected himself? :p

Whereas I made a female avatar first time, Aspartane Koken but I'm not on much.

The king of the Morlocks is so insecure about his manhood that he has to tell us of what he gets up to with his girlfriend in pretty much every post to convince us he's a man and has sex with girls.

Shades of second life there I think.

Haha, this is the Umlaut house I know and love, excellent.

Lets not forget Alex is a jock. Even if he is a pretty kitty gay jock, jocks still don't have a good record for treating there partners well. Pierce will probably end up realising that there's more to relationships than having a crush on someone and be back to his normal teenage self.

Man I'm leet.

I found the fisting porn my Dad had left in the downloads folder when I was 14, I didn't go to bed before 4am for weeks.

You might dye your hair pink and then sit on your bed against the wall and dye the wall pink too.

I just had to take the time and register to offer my compliments on this week's comic. I thought it was very funny. ... It does however raise a few very disturbing questions about this little tradition in Cosplay girl's family, since she refers to it as a 'big chocolate cock', is it like, naturally...

I came across some message board once all about cooking with semen. A google search suggests it was http://www.cookingwithcum.com but it's not there any more...

Aha, so it IS a good thing he's stopped reading.

There, this thread is no longer confined to a time frame and has already been called the official Umlaut House buttsecks thread, how can you expect it to die?

Getting mine has been postponed for financial reasons but I actually have a sexual partner now so maybe I'll be able to add here soon.

Excellent, it must be a spring thing. I even got laid myself the other day, there's truly hope for anyone.

She swallows and never spits.

I haven't slept in 3 days. sure i take little naps between the hours of 3 and 6 am. but for the most part i get no sleep.

I'm not on any drugs.

Sounds like you could do with some drugs.

But the piece that stands out the most, without a doubt, is Guts, the story about Saint Gut-Free. People faint when Palahniuk reads this story out loud! When I first read it, I felt like I had to either faint or vomit, but I managed to keep it together. This story is about three cases of masturbati...

Yep, the country's fucked.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, ... 91,00.html