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I have no gag reflex. No gag reflex at all. I can stick a hairbrush down my throat and not react.

Of course, I'll probably die because something way too big blocks my oesophagus, but hey... neat trick at parties!

Awkward is walking into your bedroom and finding your prepubescent children sitting on your bed holding your vibrator and a cock ring.

And they know what they are!

I'm Mary. That's me in the avatar (I airbrushed myself) I'm right in the middle of the glorious hormone surge that hits women in their 30s. I'm Scottish, and grew up on the 59th parallel. If you're feeling particularly bored or anal you could probably find out exactly where, or at least narrow it do...

When I see user IDs with an 'x' in them, I normally read them as 'wanker'.

I've been here for three years. Mostly I just like to watch. And touch myself.

Is it bad that my first thought was 'Someone shoving a kiwi fruit up their ass'? And my second thought was 'Oh, a kiwi bird? Is it going to get shoved up someone's ass?'

Slight tangent: There was a school of thought that said that women's mental health issues came from not having orgasms so they'd pretty much have a doctor come in and jerk her off sometimes with students to watch. Although I should prolly verify that I'm too tired to right now. I gotta say, my ment...

Y'know... Zeta Creations make a tentacle dildo too

I used to know a guy who complained that they didn't make dildos wide enough for him. I think he bought two 'make your own dildo' kits so he could make one huge one. I e-mailed him details on Thor, but I'm not sure if he bought it.

I'm not really this cute.

Okay... funniest thing I've read all day, now can I see the rape? Please?

Also, bent ones are weird. Men should suck on something straight

I went to boarding school between 11 and 17, and when I was 15 I woke up the middle of the night because there was this grunting noise coming from my room-mate's side of the room. I looked over, and she was under a guy in full camouflage gear. I made a sort of Eargh! noise and jumped out of bed, rea...

since when was the uk a country??? My guess? since William the Conquoror took over. *headdesk* :roll: No. That was when the Normans invaded England . The various British kingdoms weren't united until Elizabeth Tudor died without naming an heir, and the English thone was handed over to James VI of S...

Another Scottish Brit here.

The Chinese are deprived of tentacled goodness? That's too bad. I suppose they have to avoid getting horny, what with that whole overpopulation problem.

Definitely Kiki. That girl needs to get more tentacle.