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by LostNgone
Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:40 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Extreme Marriage
Replies: 24
Views: 1159

'I'm not a pervert' O RLY?

Ok then what would call yourself then lady?

Yes, yes you are a pervert. Just because you married a dolphin and not some farm animal doesn't change anything.

Hey, I'm not telling her that she shouldn't marry the thing. I'm just telling you that you are a pervert.
by LostNgone
Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:06 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Worse video than beheading (for Honor, at least)
Replies: 107
Views: 2573

Yea not that bad, this just like every other video on stileproject.
by LostNgone
Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:50 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Why has Ghastly forsaken us!
Replies: 14
Views: 1114

Oh God!

Its 12:44am now.

I have given up all hope. I have piled up furniture against the closet door, however I doubt that will do anything other then make him even more furious.
I have all the lights on and coffee and plan to stay awake to save my behymen.
by LostNgone
Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:46 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Why has Ghastly forsaken us!
Replies: 14
Views: 1114

For the love of christ!

Its 8:47pm here and I swear I heard John Malkovich in my closet. I have no weapon against him! Please Ghastly I need that strip!
by LostNgone
Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:38 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Why has Ghastly forsaken us!
Replies: 14
Views: 1114

Maybe he was detained at the US border for being a Tentacle Terrorist.
by LostNgone
Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:41 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Why has Ghastly forsaken us!
Replies: 14
Views: 1114

Why has Ghastly forsaken us!

WHY! Have we some how upset the great Canadian web comic God of tentacles and naked yaoi wrestling? Please tell as what we need to do to atone for our sins. Please, I beg of you please do not turn your back on us. I need the power of the tentacle to keep Will Weaton and John Malkovich away from me!
by LostNgone
Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:03 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: I've been farked...
Replies: 12
Views: 721

Your George W. Bush?!?!?!?!?! :o

Holy crap!??! I didn't know the President was a fan of Ghastly!

All I can say is WOW! Can you send me an autograph!
by LostNgone
Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:14 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Conspiracy to Obey the Law
Replies: 16
Views: 1081

Its not like we have "freeways" here in Alaska however on a couple of roads if you are holding up more then 5 people even if you are doing the speed limit you legally have to pull over and let them pass or you will be ticketed.
by LostNgone
Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:10 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Funny TV commercial.
Replies: 9
Views: 755

Funny TV commercial.

Kinda off topic for this forum. I think it could be turned into a good Ghastly cartoon strip all you need to do is replace the gun with tentacles.


http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/114 ... Commercial
by LostNgone
Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:40 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Stiff goats
Replies: 11
Views: 849

Poor goats!

How are they suppose to run away from all the perverts?
by LostNgone
Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:37 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Been away
Replies: 29
Views: 1215

Ghastly please remember when a space heater says No! It means no.

I'm sure the heater was really sexy however they are known to kick somthing awful.
by LostNgone
Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:17 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
Replies: 32
Views: 1561

Hmmm. Doesn't sound right...

I think maybe someone didn't remember the safety word???

I know you like it rough but, WOW!
by LostNgone
Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:21 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Advanced Battle-girl Ak47 CNX-05 art
Replies: 37
Views: 1364

My only nitpick, and it's a personal preference at that... how can you have an AK(or even a pseudoAK) without a Bayonet? I mean... AK... Bayonet... Bayonet...AK. It's the Two great tastes that taste great together! OK... weapon-nut moment over. Its a Canadian AK, they are not allowed to have Bayone...
by LostNgone
Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:25 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Pictures and paintings for sale?
Replies: 9
Views: 703

yea ghastly, put more stuff up on ebay. :D
by LostNgone
Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:24 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Late Update
Replies: 22
Views: 1335

Thank you for the update, I was getting worried.

I'll call the police and tell them to call off the search for you. :D
by LostNgone
Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:08 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Official Ghastly biography?
Replies: 61
Views: 2247

It's god damned freaky if you ask me that so much about me is known. I guess I've talked about myself a lot online. Well yes and no, It's amazing what you can find about someone when you dig through there trash on a weekly basis. Unfortunately I have had little luck selling selling it on Ebay. :( J...
by LostNgone
Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:24 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: Myst and other games
Replies: 11
Views: 676

Leisure suit larry

Never get in a cab with a bottle of wine!

and

You can always distract the pimp with a TV remote, now how te help do I tie this dam rope to myself to get the spanish fly!!!!
by LostNgone
Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:24 am
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: One eyed strippers
Replies: 24
Views: 1478

Dammit people!

People, People we are talking about one-eyed strippers!

We shouldn't be arguing, we should be talking about strippers with eye patches!

OOOoooo BABY! take that eye patch off slowly for daddy.



O no! QUICK cold shower, cold shower!
by LostNgone
Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:30 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: One eyed strippers
Replies: 24
Views: 1478

Things are a bit different up here. The $5 bill is a bit different...the bill is creased length-wise and placed over your nose and mouth...the dancer climbs on top of you...gets a bit wild...then picks up the fiver with her crotch. :o NASTY! do you know how many diseases you can get by doing that! ...
by LostNgone
Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:24 pm
Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
Topic: One eyed strippers
Replies: 24
Views: 1478

One eyed strippers

Question for those living in Canada. With no 1 or 2 dollar bills how do you tip strippers? Do they carry change purses aound or do you just throw 1, 2 dollar coins on stage when they are dancing. Or do you only put 5 dollar bills on stage? You people either have a lot of very rich stripes or a lot o...