Ok then what would call yourself then lady?
Yes, yes you are a pervert. Just because you married a dolphin and not some farm animal doesn't change anything.
Hey, I'm not telling her that she shouldn't marry the thing. I'm just telling you that you are a pervert.
Search found 51 matches
- Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:40 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Extreme Marriage
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1159
- Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:06 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Worse video than beheading (for Honor, at least)
- Replies: 107
- Views: 2573
- Mon Mar 27, 2006 1:50 am
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Why has Ghastly forsaken us!
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1114
Oh God!
Its 12:44am now.
I have given up all hope. I have piled up furniture against the closet door, however I doubt that will do anything other then make him even more furious.
I have all the lights on and coffee and plan to stay awake to save my behymen.
I have given up all hope. I have piled up furniture against the closet door, however I doubt that will do anything other then make him even more furious.
I have all the lights on and coffee and plan to stay awake to save my behymen.
- Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:46 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Why has Ghastly forsaken us!
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1114
For the love of christ!
Its 8:47pm here and I swear I heard John Malkovich in my closet. I have no weapon against him! Please Ghastly I need that strip!
- Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:38 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Why has Ghastly forsaken us!
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1114
- Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:41 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Why has Ghastly forsaken us!
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1114
Why has Ghastly forsaken us!
WHY! Have we some how upset the great Canadian web comic God of tentacles and naked yaoi wrestling? Please tell as what we need to do to atone for our sins. Please, I beg of you please do not turn your back on us. I need the power of the tentacle to keep Will Weaton and John Malkovich away from me!
- Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:03 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: I've been farked...
- Replies: 12
- Views: 721
- Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:14 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Conspiracy to Obey the Law
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1081
- Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:10 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Funny TV commercial.
- Replies: 9
- Views: 755
Funny TV commercial.
Kinda off topic for this forum. I think it could be turned into a good Ghastly cartoon strip all you need to do is replace the gun with tentacles.
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/114 ... Commercial
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/114 ... Commercial
- Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:40 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Stiff goats
- Replies: 11
- Views: 849
Poor goats!
How are they suppose to run away from all the perverts?
- Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:37 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Been away
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1215
- Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:17 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!
- Replies: 32
- Views: 1561
Hmmm. Doesn't sound right...
I think maybe someone didn't remember the safety word???
I know you like it rough but, WOW!
I know you like it rough but, WOW!
- Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:21 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Advanced Battle-girl Ak47 CNX-05 art
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1364
My only nitpick, and it's a personal preference at that... how can you have an AK(or even a pseudoAK) without a Bayonet? I mean... AK... Bayonet... Bayonet...AK. It's the Two great tastes that taste great together! OK... weapon-nut moment over. Its a Canadian AK, they are not allowed to have Bayone...
- Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:25 am
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Pictures and paintings for sale?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 703
- Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:24 am
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Late Update
- Replies: 22
- Views: 1335
- Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:08 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Official Ghastly biography?
- Replies: 61
- Views: 2247
It's god damned freaky if you ask me that so much about me is known. I guess I've talked about myself a lot online. Well yes and no, It's amazing what you can find about someone when you dig through there trash on a weekly basis. Unfortunately I have had little luck selling selling it on Ebay. :( J...
- Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:24 am
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: Myst and other games
- Replies: 11
- Views: 676
Leisure suit larry
Never get in a cab with a bottle of wine!
and
You can always distract the pimp with a TV remote, now how te help do I tie this dam rope to myself to get the spanish fly!!!!
and
You can always distract the pimp with a TV remote, now how te help do I tie this dam rope to myself to get the spanish fly!!!!
- Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:24 am
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: One eyed strippers
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1478
Dammit people!
People, People we are talking about one-eyed strippers!
We shouldn't be arguing, we should be talking about strippers with eye patches!
OOOoooo BABY! take that eye patch off slowly for daddy.
O no! QUICK cold shower, cold shower!
We shouldn't be arguing, we should be talking about strippers with eye patches!
OOOoooo BABY! take that eye patch off slowly for daddy.
O no! QUICK cold shower, cold shower!
- Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:30 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: One eyed strippers
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1478
Things are a bit different up here. The $5 bill is a bit different...the bill is creased length-wise and placed over your nose and mouth...the dancer climbs on top of you...gets a bit wild...then picks up the fiver with her crotch. :o NASTY! do you know how many diseases you can get by doing that! ...
- Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:24 pm
- Forum: Ghastly's Ghastly Comic
- Topic: One eyed strippers
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1478
One eyed strippers
Question for those living in Canada. With no 1 or 2 dollar bills how do you tip strippers? Do they carry change purses aound or do you just throw 1, 2 dollar coins on stage when they are dancing. Or do you only put 5 dollar bills on stage? You people either have a lot of very rich stripes or a lot o...