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by NathanAlderman
Fri Mar 29, 2002 4:58 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: Urge...to kill..rising
Replies: 59
Views: 8943

I found this message scrawled on a scrap of paper slipped under my door this morning: "AS LOYAL BIZARRO ME TAKE GREAT ON-FENCE AT TITLE OF TODAY'S LOUSY KOMIKAL STRIP. BIZARRO SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY AM NOTHING LIKE DEPICTED-- IT TAKE PLACE IN NORTH, AND INVOLVE HOSPITAL. ME INSIST YOU NOT CHANGE HIGHL...
by NathanAlderman
Fri Feb 15, 2002 5:18 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: Spot This!
Replies: 33
Views: 2372

T,<P>Congratulations! Your and Jason's move to Keenspot is long overdue and richly deserved.<P>Although when I saw that "on SciFi.com" thing, for a moment I had the fleeting hope that SciFi had licensed FANS to appear on their site...<P>-- Nathan
by NathanAlderman
Sun Dec 09, 2001 8:13 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: Sweet mother of mercy!
Replies: 10
Views: 497

... that last panel in Monday's strip.<P>Is what I think is about to happen, about to happen?<P>I predict this one's gonna get reeeeeal ugly.<P>Plus, T, I gotta say-- aren't there classier ways to make money than Alisin's little top ten list? It seemed so crass compared to the intelligence displayed...
by NathanAlderman
Sun Dec 09, 2001 7:43 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: The TV/Film Thread
Replies: 74
Views: 4681

T,<P>Hmmm. TV or not TV? I'd have to say: be very, very careful.<P><I>Smallville</I> is, in my opinion, neither faithful nor impressive. The episodes I've seen thus far reduce the extremely interesting potential of the series into some kind of sappy, wit-deprived <I>Clark The Kryptonite Slayer</I> r...
by NathanAlderman
Sat Dec 01, 2001 2:20 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: Subliminal Telepathic Messages Actually WORK!
Replies: 33
Views: 1822

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maccabee: <B> I hereby appoint you Alderman of the American Association for the Advancement of Alliteration and Assonance.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Hey, hold up, honcho! <P>If anyone's appointed Alderman of the Amer...
by NathanAlderman
Sun Nov 04, 2001 11:55 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: Great execution, but...
Replies: 36
Views: 2311

Wow. I didn't mean to create QUITE so big a ruckus. <P>I personally haven't read the Lord of the Rings because, well, I despise the fantasy genre in general. Something about the basic elements of most (and I stress, most) fantasy novels just strikes me as long-winded, fluffy and pretentious. (And ye...
by NathanAlderman
Fri Nov 02, 2001 6:51 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: Great execution, but...
Replies: 36
Views: 2311

(I preface my remarks by saying that it's entirely possible I'm the only guy on this board who has yet to read The Lord of the Rings.)<P>The latest storyline is, in every technical sense, awesome. T's script is full of clever jokes and gripping human moments (the scene with Rikk trying to pull the r...
by NathanAlderman
Fri Nov 02, 2001 6:36 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: Spielberg pulling a Lucas
Replies: 2
Views: 259

Relax.<P>The major movie news sites, including dvdfile.com, have now picked up a USA Today article stating that the forthcoming DVD release of E.T. will include Spielberg's uber-PC, digitally edited "special edition," AND the original, unaltered version of the film. <P>The original will survive.<P>L...
by NathanAlderman
Sat Oct 20, 2001 10:14 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: All things considered...
Replies: 21
Views: 1318

Things I like about Enterprise:<P>- The production values. I have never seen a TV sci-fi show look *quite* this good. - The production design. The way the ship is laid out and designed indicates an immense amount of ingenious and elegant thought, and it's just so cool to see all the "old-fashioned" ...
by NathanAlderman
Fri Oct 19, 2001 9:50 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: Smallville
Replies: 32
Views: 2660

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Blondlot: <B>I'd rather see kids who fumble with words and look eternally uncomfortable, instead of these damned television educated bastard children of Oscar Wilde.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>You just described Willo...
by NathanAlderman
Mon Oct 15, 2001 11:59 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: MINK CAR
Replies: 10
Views: 908

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Thor Thorvaldson, Jr: <B>I liked the original version of She thinks She's Edith Head better than the one on the album. It's a little too quiet for me. I also wasn't too hip on the new version of Another First Kiss...
by NathanAlderman
Mon Oct 15, 2001 11:54 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: Cherry Popping Good
Replies: 20
Views: 838

Snuh?<P>I've never seen Bubblegum Crisis. But I have seen the first four eps of EVA. And while the very beginning of the first episode is cool with its eerie silence, and the fight scenes are beautifully done, I more often found myself howling with derisive laughter at all the weird, pretentious or ...
by NathanAlderman
Mon Oct 15, 2001 11:47 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: Oct 15: At least he isn't dancing this time...
Replies: 16
Views: 920

Sweet mother of mercy, NOOOOOOO! <P>You should sell that image to people in need of an appetite suppressant.<P>-- Nathan
by NathanAlderman
Fri Oct 12, 2001 9:35 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: MINK CAR
Replies: 10
Views: 908

Funny about Mink Car... I'm listening to "Cyclops Rock" as I type this. (=<P>I dunno if it's their best album overall, but I'd say a lot of the songs on it-- "Bangs," "Cyclops Rock," "Mr. Xcitement" and especially "Man It's So Loud In Here"-- are among the best they've ever recorded. It felt a littl...
by NathanAlderman
Tue Oct 09, 2001 10:29 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: What shows is Jackie watching?
Replies: 44
Views: 2612

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FrustratedPilot: <B>Have you ever seen British actors play American roles? There was a TV series starring Peter Davison called "A Most Peculiar Practice" (IIRC), in which two major characters were supposed to be A...
by NathanAlderman
Mon Sep 17, 2001 10:44 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: God and their rubber legs...
Replies: 8
Views: 564

"God and their rubber legs will protect [us]!"<P>Always nice to see someone who can be devoutly religious and still pragmatic. (=<P>-- Nathan
by NathanAlderman
Tue Sep 11, 2001 1:37 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: Greetings from NYC
Replies: 35
Views: 1962

I work at a newspaper. It's my day off. When I was awakened at 10:15 to come into work, I thought it was a joke.<P>I'll say two things. First, I can assure y'all that as of the last time I'd heard, we don't know WHO perpetrated this. Pointing the finger at religious fundamentalists is jumping to con...
by NathanAlderman
Wed Aug 29, 2001 12:10 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: I'm surprised no one has commented on...
Replies: 7
Views: 463

... the apparent return of the Girl Reading Under the Tree, who, it would see, is now reading in a bikini top (yowza) in the lower left hand corner of the page?<P>-- Nathan
by NathanAlderman
Mon Aug 13, 2001 8:46 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: I Might Gloat Forever
Replies: 8
Views: 470

Nah. I think Wish is right-- Shanna's got the itch for Will. Makes sense-- she wouldn't have gone for him yet out of respect for Kath. And out of all the Fans, he's arguably the most normal of the bunch.<P> I'm surprised to discover that Shanna is probably my favorite Fan. I think it's her keen anal...
by NathanAlderman
Fri Aug 10, 2001 11:16 am
Forum: FANS!
Topic: WTF???? Tim Burton being SUED by Kevin Smith over "Apes" en
Replies: 10
Views: 743

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by T Campbell: <B>This is about SUPERMAN LIVES, isn't it?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>All the accounts I've read of Kevin Smith's involvement in Superman Lives, including several from the man himself, indicate that any gr...