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*gets angry* *manages to summon all of his strength to get up and take out THE BIG GUN (insert echo here)* *holds the weapon of mass destruction in his hands, and thinks about how this weapon of mass destruction resembles a swiss army knife I have never been beaten by a squirrel before (I have been ...

*grabs Zeliard* Don't you dare insult Nintendo's most recognizable mascot. There is a colony of squirrels that will do just about anything to live, and I might mention that I would love to have your skull in exchange for their lives. You don't want to be stalked by squirrels do you? They can be fier...

*wakes up yet again, but manages to not fall asleep again* Is someone having a barbecue? I love barbecued squirrels. *gets out lots of squirrels and begins skinning and deboning them* I use almost every part of the squirrel. I use the teeth and bones to make new weapons, the skin and fur for fur coa...

If I only knew the name of a good mole slayer... Anyone want some good throwing sporks? They are custom made with little homing devices implanted into them. I even sharpened them with lasers so that the edges would be no thicker than an atom. I'll even show a demonstration of how good they are. *get...

Wait... Where's my gift? I'll even give you a coat made from the fur of the squirrels that I've killed (what did you think I did with all of those dead squirrels?). Just give me a gift!!!!

If those squirrels get sent to the graveyard often, then those squirrel decks are okay with me. There is one combination of cards that I like. I don't remember what the names of the cards were though but I'll do my best to describe them. The first one is supposed to let you use other people's mana i...

Actualy, the zombie squirrels don't have enough brains left to think of attacking anyone. A squirrel's brain decomposes quickly because of how small it is. When a squirrel's brain goes, it is basically harmless, and can easily be run over by a car without too much difficulty. And about the only crea...

*somehow manages to not understand any of what is going on because of the lack of violence, squirrels that need slaying, and food*

Can a phallic hammer make killing a talking mole that wears sun glasses and a small hat easier? If so, can I please borrow it? Agent 000 needs to be killed.

*wakes up and sits up*

SQUIRRELS AND MOLES!!!!!!!!!

*lies back down and falls asleep again*

(Did you think that I was going to say "Beavers and ducks"?)

As long as your not a squirrel or squirrel lover, there is a chance of me acting friendly towards you.

The squirrels are evil I tell you!!! EVIL!!!! The sinister way they chew on those nuts with those large teeth. The way they use their speed and agility to get infront of cars to cause crashes, and then escape certain death. And right after they do that, someone talks about Geico. But the most evil o...

I knew that I should have made a good entrance!!! But I guess that it's too late for that.

I don't remember going through any initiation. Does that mean that I'm special?

*runs in just before what seems like hundreds of squirrels do* *takes out a bow and some arrows and manages to get each arrow he has to kill at least one squirrel* *runs out of arrows and starts throws a cleaver at a precise spot on a wall and watches as a few squirrels are unable to stop soon enoug...

*gets up so suddenly that the tub of ranch dressing, chips, and a handful of assorted bone-shavings and small gops of raw flesh flys off of his chest, hits the watermelon, bounces off of it, and hits him in the face and causes him to go back to sleep* *begins talking in his sleep* That secret squirr...

*can be seen infront of a watermelon* *takes out a throwing axe and throws it at the watermelon* *loses a finger because the axe bounced off of the watermelon and cut the finger off* *now has a hand that only has a thumb and lots of blood on it* *goes off for a moment and comes back with a huge hamm...

ajcg51 wrote:Well, it was obviously "Supah Fly"!!!!!!! From Joecartoon.com

Is this Supah Fly the same one that survived a punch from Homer Simpson?

I finally find the Chrono Cross game that I hadn't managed to finish and it makes manages to keep me away from online comics and this forum for about 2 days. Oh, a small puny little fly to kill. *puts on a pair of boxing gloves and attempts to kill the fly with a single punch* *punches the fly and m...

How about this card? Christopher Summon squirrel slayer sacrifice Christopher to kill target squirrel Just like Link from the Zelda games, except that the chickens are replaced by squirrels. 1/1 I'm to be known as a squirrel slayer while I'm role playing. A squirrel slayer whose skills are only able...

Must resist... urge... to kill... retarded... squirrel...