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by Christopher
Thu Aug 01, 2002 3:55 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: Curse you, Kitty! Curse you!
Replies: 26
Views: 2164

*gets angry* *manages to summon all of his strength to get up and take out THE BIG GUN (insert echo here)* *holds the weapon of mass destruction in his hands, and thinks about how this weapon of mass destruction resembles a swiss army knife I have never been beaten by a squirrel before (I have been ...
by Christopher
Tue Jul 30, 2002 8:31 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: hmmm, any ideas?
Replies: 4
Views: 294

*grabs Zeliard* Don't you dare insult Nintendo's most recognizable mascot. There is a colony of squirrels that will do just about anything to live, and I might mention that I would love to have your skull in exchange for their lives. You don't want to be stalked by squirrels do you? They can be fier...
by Christopher
Tue Jul 30, 2002 8:07 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: bienvenidos as mis suenos mal (me encanto Kenshin)
Replies: 25
Views: 1515

*wakes up yet again, but manages to not fall asleep again* Is someone having a barbecue? I love barbecued squirrels. *gets out lots of squirrels and begins skinning and deboning them* I use almost every part of the squirrel. I use the teeth and bones to make new weapons, the skin and fur for fur coa...
by Christopher
Tue Jul 30, 2002 7:53 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: Curse you, Kitty! Curse you!
Replies: 26
Views: 2164

If I only knew the name of a good mole slayer... Anyone want some good throwing sporks? They are custom made with little homing devices implanted into them. I even sharpened them with lasers so that the edges would be no thicker than an atom. I'll even show a demonstration of how good they are. *get...
by Christopher
Tue Jul 30, 2002 7:39 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: M30W. I have returned. What's day is it?
Replies: 8
Views: 750

Wait... Where's my gift? I'll even give you a coat made from the fur of the squirrels that I've killed (what did you think I did with all of those dead squirrels?). Just give me a gift!!!!
by Christopher
Tue Jul 30, 2002 7:21 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: *sigh*
Replies: 29
Views: 2288

If those squirrels get sent to the graveyard often, then those squirrel decks are okay with me. There is one combination of cards that I like. I don't remember what the names of the cards were though but I'll do my best to describe them. The first one is supposed to let you use other people's mana i...
by Christopher
Mon Jul 29, 2002 3:03 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: Curse you, Kitty! Curse you!
Replies: 26
Views: 2164

Actualy, the zombie squirrels don't have enough brains left to think of attacking anyone. A squirrel's brain decomposes quickly because of how small it is. When a squirrel's brain goes, it is basically harmless, and can easily be run over by a car without too much difficulty. And about the only crea...
by Christopher
Sat Jul 27, 2002 12:44 pm
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: Well, is it? Your views.
Replies: 6
Views: 701

*somehow manages to not understand any of what is going on because of the lack of violence, squirrels that need slaying, and food*

Can a phallic hammer make killing a talking mole that wears sun glasses and a small hat easier? If so, can I please borrow it? Agent 000 needs to be killed.
by Christopher
Sat Jul 27, 2002 12:33 pm
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: bienvenidos as mis suenos mal (me encanto Kenshin)
Replies: 25
Views: 1515

*wakes up and sits up*

SQUIRRELS AND MOLES!!!!!!!!!

*lies back down and falls asleep again*

(Did you think that I was going to say "Beavers and ducks"?)
by Christopher
Sat Jul 27, 2002 12:28 pm
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: *sigh*
Replies: 29
Views: 2288

As long as your not a squirrel or squirrel lover, there is a chance of me acting friendly towards you.
by Christopher
Sat Jul 27, 2002 12:16 pm
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: Curse you, Kitty! Curse you!
Replies: 26
Views: 2164

The squirrels are evil I tell you!!! EVIL!!!! The sinister way they chew on those nuts with those large teeth. The way they use their speed and agility to get infront of cars to cause crashes, and then escape certain death. And right after they do that, someone talks about Geico. But the most evil o...
by Christopher
Thu Jul 25, 2002 9:56 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: This new forum...
Replies: 4
Views: 631

I knew that I should have made a good entrance!!! But I guess that it's too late for that.
by Christopher
Thu Jul 25, 2002 9:54 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: Do I have to go through intiation again?
Replies: 6
Views: 407

I don't remember going through any initiation. Does that mean that I'm special?
by Christopher
Thu Jul 25, 2002 9:45 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: Curse you, Kitty! Curse you!
Replies: 26
Views: 2164

*runs in just before what seems like hundreds of squirrels do* *takes out a bow and some arrows and manages to get each arrow he has to kill at least one squirrel* *runs out of arrows and starts throws a cleaver at a precise spot on a wall and watches as a few squirrels are unable to stop soon enoug...
by Christopher
Thu Jul 25, 2002 9:14 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: bienvenidos as mis suenos mal (me encanto Kenshin)
Replies: 25
Views: 1515

*gets up so suddenly that the tub of ranch dressing, chips, and a handful of assorted bone-shavings and small gops of raw flesh flys off of his chest, hits the watermelon, bounces off of it, and hits him in the face and causes him to go back to sleep* *begins talking in his sleep* That secret squirr...
by Christopher
Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:34 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: bienvenidos as mis suenos mal (me encanto Kenshin)
Replies: 25
Views: 1515

*can be seen infront of a watermelon* *takes out a throwing axe and throws it at the watermelon* *loses a finger because the axe bounced off of the watermelon and cut the finger off* *now has a hand that only has a thumb and lots of blood on it* *goes off for a moment and comes back with a huge hamm...
by Christopher
Tue Jul 23, 2002 7:04 am
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: Why'd I have to have a such a short attention span
Replies: 2
Views: 310

ajcg51 wrote:Well, it was obviously "Supah Fly"!!!!!!! From Joecartoon.com
Is this Supah Fly the same one that survived a punch from Homer Simpson?
by Christopher
Mon Jul 22, 2002 1:40 pm
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: Why'd I have to have a such a short attention span
Replies: 2
Views: 310

Why'd I have to have a such a short attention span

I finally find the Chrono Cross game that I hadn't managed to finish and it makes manages to keep me away from online comics and this forum for about 2 days. Oh, a small puny little fly to kill. *puts on a pair of boxing gloves and attempts to kill the fly with a single punch* *punches the fly and m...
by Christopher
Fri Jul 19, 2002 4:29 pm
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: Chuck the Retarded Squirrel
Replies: 11
Views: 751

How about this card? Christopher Summon squirrel slayer sacrifice Christopher to kill target squirrel Just like Link from the Zelda games, except that the chickens are replaced by squirrels. 1/1 I'm to be known as a squirrel slayer while I'm role playing. A squirrel slayer whose skills are only able...
by Christopher
Thu Jul 18, 2002 6:25 pm
Forum: Montrose Academy
Topic: Chuck the Retarded Squirrel
Replies: 11
Views: 751

Must resist... urge... to kill... retarded... squirrel...